Rate my fish

Rate my fish

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What happened to it?

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I think it's better to boil the water first before putting in the instant noodle, OP.

I put it in my pan and turned the heat on.

Show us the finished meal and eat it off the floor you animal

Have you heard of spices before

Well I already ate it out of my bowl but the floor is much to dirty to eat off anyway.

Well the instant noodles had spice so when they get combined it's fine.

But I mean even coating it in seasoned flour takes 30seconds and would improve it greatly. Also you aren't using any oil?

shoulda deglazed that into some cheap white plonk & poured it over the finished noodles

Threads like this make me sad.

Can we just kill Veeky Forums? It's slow and uninteresting. Not helpful too.

I'm not overly motivated today and the pan has flavour in it because I never wash it. I put a bit of oil in there though. Next time I might dump wine on it if I don't get drunk before I eat next.

>the pan has flavour in it because I never wash it

This is not how cooking works mate. You're never going to get a good tasting piece of fish out of it, but I guess you don't really care how it tastes right

Thats a small fish for a little man

It's called seasoning.
There are restaurants in China, Taiwan, and Korea that never washed their pot. It develops a complex deep flavour.

>seasoning a pan
>leaving old food to harden in the pan and cooking other food on top of it

Two very different things my friend

someone better call China, Taiwan and Korea and tell them to wash their pots

I don't control the size the fish comes in. I'm not god.

I thought my kitchen was bad

that's a pretty nice kitchen I wish I had it

who stole your cupboards? lol

Clean your fucking stovetop you monster.

How much is rent? What city

you do it

lookin good pham

>folgers
>bleach
>dish soap

the essentials

I actually own the house and tore them out

nice m8.

My local Chinese joint is named Hung Far. Their food is delicious and garbage like Panda Express and PF Changs doesn't exist where I live. Thank God.

Masao, is that you?

You're a worthless and disgusting individual

Reevaluate your life

was all that shit in the pan before you started? if not then where did it come from?

I can assure you the only thing cooked in that kitchen is crack cocaine. That's a traphouse.

it's the leftovers from the last meals

mirin your clean stove bro

that's nice, you can have the nice moth

My hob used to get unappealing stains like this but i changed it for a black one which looks nicer.

I understand being lazy and whatnot, but this goes beyond that and becomes neglect. How can you guys live in such squalor? Think of how satisfying it would be to clean all that shit up.

I can't even leave a dirty dish on the side without feeling disgusted immediately how do you cunts even get through the day

>I can't even leave a dirty dish on the side without feeling disgusted immediately

Try not to worry about it too much, user. Nobody is perfect.

don't make me get the mean moth

didn't i see this in a filthy frank video

Do it faggot.

Already here. It's you. You're the mean moth. Think about that for a while.

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you thought correctly

>expend effort to clean
>nothing changes and your cleaning will be for naught

That thing looks like a bat, not an insect.

>clean it up
>instantly gets dirty again next time i cook
nah

no its oc

it is

Are you the same guy from the r9k thread a couple of years back?