Al/ck/oholism general, OP's 24th burfday editon

Day 11 without drinking.

>drink for your birthday
>try to get sober
kek, i like you
I love the wall. i've haven't seen the movie though.

OP, I have Hulu. When I'm drunk and alone, I always enjoy timeless Disney movies to cheer me up. Hulu has things like Hercules and Mulan. Not sure if you have Hulu though, (though I am sure you have the internet so you can get any movie you want regardless). Try Monsters Inc. or Ice Age. Those have always been fun for me. Or if you want actual cartoons, snow white, hunchback, or alladin. do alladin. alladin is fucking great. the music, the message, jafar, it has it all.

GOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOORNING VIEEEETNAAAAAAAAAAAM

its 06.38 in the morning here, just woke up after to much weed and vodka last night

I have three beers left and liquor stores doesnt open til 10.

Just have to make it

kek you losers are pathetic

>waaah my first world white people problems, I need to drink all day :(

Kill you'reselves

>24
>preferably animated

you're an adult that wants to watch a cartoon?

watch glengarry glenross you pussy

how about just one and drink it slowly. ought to be enough.

You legit sound like a child in a playground.
Veeky Forums is shit since /co/.

>Kill you'reselves
That's what I'm doing you top dumbass

>preferably animated
thanks for bringing your cultural marxism to the last good board on Veeky Forums, /co/

top kek

Why is everyone such a manchild these days?

Why are you posting here? You're just a pest, it's embarrassing watching the virgin bratrage in Veeky Forums of late. You've got people here in their 30's, 40's, 50's, we're not interested in your 'my dad is better than your dad' mentality. Go buy some sweets and play with your action figures.
Fucking April 1st. It infected the board with /b/-tier shit. Imma go hang out at the bar for a week and hope it dies down. Peace al/ck/ regs.

Who are you actually speaking for? why would a fucking drunk like me give a shit how old you alcoholic pieces of shit are?

fuck off to the bar and choke on yourself

...

>19 days sober
>noticing digestion issues i didn't have when guzzling 40s and pints of vodka all of the time
>uncomfortable bloating followed by demon-breath gas at night
>weak shits, sometimes non-existent, even with powerful dose of coffee in the morning

are these signs of some lasting damage? colon issues? i never had dark shits or bowel control problems when drinking, though a few times over the years of being wicked drunk and going to the toilet for a huge dump were jubilant.

i miss my diuretic.

because of the jewish agenda

Frozen

It was my 25th birthday on april 3rd. Happy birthday user! I hope you could find some fun movies. I was alone as well but it's getting better. And it will get better for you, too.

So infinity chans suicide board is dead, where can I go now?
Alternatively, would you hypothetically get drunk before doing partial suspension hanging?

Talk to us, user. Let us know what's going on, we're here to help whenever you need it.

do a flip

hehe, no tall buildings around

nothing much really, it's just I'm too much of a loser and that's why I'm ashamed to live. I'd rather die than live with what I am and have become, I see it as a re-roll in an RPG. It's arrogant and narcissistic, but I just want better than I got, I tried to change and work to improve myself, but so much depends on who you were born.
Now, I don't feel sadness or any other strong emotion and that's why I think I finally have a chance to succeed. I'd drink, but I'm afraid it would make me not give a shit and I would chicken out for now

You know that when you reroll, you're maxed by your current stats, and you spawn in India?
It's not the best server to play Outside, way overcrowded.

Are you telling me that I will never poo in loo again if I off myself? Well that changes things, thanks for saving me, user

>Had to take a test in topological vector spaces class
>Couldn't drink or do sudokus yesterday

God damn it, why can't I just have money so I could do sudokus and listen to tunes and drink all day without having to worry about this

Any of you guys ever have moonshine?

How close would pic related taste?

Taxi driver
Lost in Translation (with Reddit Murray)
Drive

All of infinity is down atm, has been hacked on April 1st, should be up again soon.

Ddongpari

Some boards are already up

(check)
Yes but posting is disabled so they're all in the same state as they were 3 days ago.

To stay on-topic I recommend the movies "Shrink" and "K-PAX"

>tfw didn't feel like walking to the liquor store and turned back halfway
I'll be pissed off for the next 4 hours, all because I'm too lazy to fuel my addiction.

There's a place from 6am to 9pm literally 20 seconds from my bed, and a 24hr place 3 mins walk away. Feelsconvenientman.

Dealing with withdrawals. Heart Rate is super annoying, trying to get sober. How do I deal with it outside of more alcohol?

So after a nearly 50 day streak of sobriety, I went out with a group of friends yesterday and got pretty drunk. And you know what? Nothing bad happened. I enjoyed about 6-7 drinks. Felt like shit from being hungover. And have no urge or craving to keep drinking.

Benzos will help a LOT.
Weed might help a bit.
That aside, nothing, you just have to hope to not die.

I'm not that far into being an al/ck that I'm worried about dying. My only symptoms ever have been just the heart rate.

>move to US for University
>suddenly underage
I want to die.

Looks like you'll have to make some friends and take up social drinking.

I've been there, I just drank a lot of energy drinks and went to as many parties as possible.

I can't even drink properly anyomre. My stomach urts too much to drink fast enough. :(

I like to mix cheap tequila with energy drinks, preferably off-brand but recently Monster because it's what's available and red bull is a little saltier and twice the price. Thoughts?

first time poster here
gonna make this my main general starting now
started drinking everyday since last week
gonna keep doin that until an hero

so why are you an alcohol user?

Life is trash is why. I've been NEET for 10 years.

>neet
sounds like you're a pussy ass nigger

Became convinced aged 15 that I had cancer. Told mobilelard, concluded (before the Internet) that I had a year to live. Went nuts, drank a lot, did a lot of drugs, commit a lot of petty crimes, got kicked out of the family home aged 16, bought a car for £30, lived in that for eight months - all the while drunk, and driving with no license. Arrested for drink-driving, arrested for 100 other things, took precisely 0 exams, so I moved in with a friend, left on his sofa. In that time, learned how to use computers (back in the late 90's when nobody knew how to use the Internet or even what it was) and built porn sites. Moved into my own place hundreds of miles away from home, shit area, got involved with dodgy people; criminal gangs and the like, became addicted to crack and heroin. Couldn't stand that lifestyle anymore, moved again to a different area, by this point I've made enough money from the sites to buy my own house, began daytrading, selling on eBay and some other online stuff, found Veeky Forums in 2007, posted daily, found this thread, posted this.
Legit my life story. Missed a few instances of violence against me, stabbings, robberies, hospitals, police, loving and losing her, drug-related stuff and some other crazy shit, but that's my last 23 years in a nutshell. I've been drunk constantly the entire time, but for 3 inconsequential, barely relevant sober gaps which were never gonna last.
Brb chugging like fuck. I'm depressed now having just typed that.

>mobilelard
*nobody
Wtf man. Autocorrect you crayzay.

I don't understand the issue. You own a home and make "sit at a computer" money. You completely stabilized at a younger age than most people here after a horrific childhood. See a doctor, get lexapro and stop whining faggot

I've seen just about every Doc in the county, fuck all helps. I earn sod all now, I sold my sites, I'm just getting into more and more debt. Plus I'm going blind n' shizzle due to alcohol-induced brain lesions, and have maybe a decade to live. Worst of all, I lost 'her'. Sobriety can get fucked and so sir, can you.

since I'm new and don't know if this is pasta or not
sounds like you're a sociopath
maybe you should consult a psychatrist
ever thought about that?
all in all it sounds like you know your shit
you're obviously smart

nvm this havent read well try replacing the alck with some benzos
(worst advice ever but fuck it)

Addicted to both benzos and booze right now, user.
I think I could kick them if I really wanted to. Problem is that I really don't want to. Sober life is fucking awful.
Imma get me a doge soon. A German shepherd pupper. I think the responsibility of owning such an awesome dogger might provide some much needed motivation, so maybe just maybe I'll live to see 50.

listen man motivation is for fucking pussies
discipline and self dominance is the key
you have to force yourself to do normie shit and take care of yourself etc.
booze and drugs are just blue pills for the weak (i'm the one to speak)
make a plan to solve your current plans and fucking stick to it
i know the feel when you lose (her)
there is still hope if you try
shit man you're old you should know this shit
just
fucking
dominate
the shit
out of yourself

current problem* (debt and shit)

I like this. Been wanting to watch some of the older ones like Pinocchio or however the fuck you spell it. cause of the music. Ive always looked up what genre it was but I can never find out what it is.

Do you work? Ive always wanted to wake up early and drink all day long after a gym sesh but I can never get myself to.

hit it pretty hard the last couple of days. Haven't done anything all day but nap and watch shitty comedy movies. At least I made some eggs and feel a lot better, now I just gotta chug down some water

Check out Phantasia. Pretty comfy as well.

I haven't had anything to drink since Saturday.

When will the cravings become unbearable?

Are you getting paid to take maths tests?

Yeah, it's not obvious, it's sneaky.
You drink once, it's OK.
You do it again in a month. And again. And slowly you go back to how you became an alkie in the first time, only faster. Only takes a few weeks, months maybe.
Each time you fall of the wagon you fall harder.

job interview tomorrow
may go in slightly drunk

how about some drinking songs, fellas?

Whiskey Before Breakfast
youtu.be/wNLHnmj4GDU

You'll probably end up the scum who dive into the loo to search the poo for loo(t)

dailymail.co.uk/indiahome/indianews/article-3017118/Our-future-lies-dirt-Meet-sweepers-filter-gold-dust-India-s-sewers-sell-local-jewellers.html

so 4 loko but tequila, interesting

Don't senpai, do it for yourself

its hard man..

Paths of Glory is so fucking good, it may be my favorite war movie of all time. Not an alcoholic tho.

I'm certain beer is absolute piss and anyone saying otherwise is a peer pressure victim. What might convince otherwise?

not being such a cunt about it
im not saying you need to try beer im just saying not to be a fag about it

Are you talking about the piss or the peer pressure part? Also if you're feeling generous enough to share your knowledge about beer with an insipid homo-cunt, then be my guest.

When you get older, you'll change your mind

Bitterness becomes more appealing when you age

poverty box

The funny thing is, I enjoy bitter things more than sweeter, softer things. Like rye over bourbon and 90% dark chocolate over milk chocolate. Posting here, I was hoping that "experts" could give me some brands to try, because honestly, I feel like I'm missing out, having judged beer by the few brands that I tried.

Beer is localized
We can't give you brands because it depends on where you are.

Try wheat beers.
Or anything called a "red"

Pretty much avoid anything called a "lager". Those are the stereotypical "piss beers"

I'm in switzerland btw, so maybe I can try some german brands.

Grave of the fireflies

No I'm getting paid a bit to be in uni

First drink in 3 days. This whiskey tastes nice. Planning on taking it easy tonight, though.

Just kicked a jameson habit because I was pissing off everyone around me, what can I substitute it for to not hate those people I stopped drinking for

If you stopped drinking for others you'll start back up again, possibly blaming it on them.

always interesting to hear from you, sounds like you've had quite a life, even if it's been a shit one, sorry your last attempt at sobriety didn't take

chugging along with you

Eh, I'm gonna try my hardest to stop. I'm a week sober and that's the plan for the definite future just looking for something to keep my brain busy.

sunflower seeds, dip, vaping, video games, dare I say it.. exercise?

whoever recommended high west rye fuck you. it's complete shit

Already vape, video games and somewhat excersize. all in all my life isn't bad just kinda boring. Alcohol just kinda felt like adult time.

Perfect Blue.

Puked in the parking lot of the liquor from last nights hangover, counted change to buy 2 40ozs now im drinking. In my room since my parents are in the living room and hate to see me drink, even at 30 years old.

How's the job search going user?

I work 2 days a week at a gas station, my parents pay almost everything so thats just booze and vidya money

you should consider giving them some of that money while getting a actual job.

they dont insist I do. plus they are happy im working now, prior to this i wasnt for 4 years.