You can keep only one thing from this plate

You can keep only one thing from this plate.

orange slice

the rest looks like turd

Gimme that buttered toast nigga.

Fuck you I'm taking it all!

You die instantly.

ill take the hash i guess

I'm afraid to ask but...

WHAT is inside that omelette?

Oh and give me hash.

Hash.

I hope to god this is a picture of your continental breakfast from a Day's Inn or Econolodge or some other lower mid-range motel. Like, I would be disappointed to get this from a breakfast buffet at a Best Western.

Caramelized onion, pesto, and provolone cheese.

i'll keep the plate, enjoy your table germs

Bread

Nigga, did i stututututututer

Hash. The bread and potatoes look edible as well. The omelette looks like ass.

I do love me a good omelette.

The plate.....so I could break it in half and slit my throat with the most sharp end

What the fuck is that on the right?

what is that yellow jizz on the egg, looks disgusting. I'll take the napkin.

That's hollandaise you fucking idiot

>hollandaise
What exactly is this used for otherwise? I've only ever seen it on eggs Benedict.

give me that little burnt piece of shit on the left

Ill KEEP the orange and EAT everything else on the plate

Wait, hash browns and potatoes on their own on the same meal?

The only thing I recognise is the bread so I'll take that

That's corned beef hash on the right.

It's great on asparagus. Then again, it could even make an old shoe taste good.

id have that then cos ive never had it before

I'd take bread. Not the butter though. I just want the dry, plain bread.

...

Omelette

I will *keep* the orange slice, and *dispose of* the rest by putting it in my belly.

Ayyy. Me too.

Came to ask this, what is that shit scrapple?

Looks like a gourmet prison breakfast

I'll keep the orange slice, and you can send the disgusting other shit back.

>pesto
fucking why