You are now a scheduled death row inmates

You are now a scheduled death row inmates
What would you request for your last meal?

I'll have what he's having.

Your mother's fat, sloppy pussy.

How is a pussy able to be fat?
It's just lips and thunder thighs.

Thai Short Ribs
Fried Chicken Breast
4 Stack Cheeseburger
Orange Chicken
Diet Pepsi

>bbq chicken wings
>orange chicken
>rack of beef ribs
>coconut shrimp
>grapefruit
>Big Red

A gun bread.

It's bread but with a twist : there's a gun inside.

One McChicken

I'd just ask for one really strong cannabis infused pastry and ask them to give me a few hours for it to kick in then they can kill me while it's at it's peak :)

I thought they did away with last meal requests.
For the sake of the question though, a lobster dinner sans the butter with a birch beer and strawberry shake.

My wife's pussy
oh forget it, I don't even have a wife lol
just a glass of chocolate milk and maybe pizza, i don't mind if its frozen

I actually read around and its only in Texas
Just because some fag decide to request shit tons of stuffs and then not eat any of it just to be a dick.

The best spaghetti carbonara lovingly cooked by some Italian grandma. Followed by nesquik and an egg custard.

I don't get the popularity of these threads, they're so common too.

It's like a real morbid way of asking "hey post your fantasy meal".

For me...It is the McChicken, the best last meal sandwich.

Suicide threads are banned. Lurk more.

The sweet taste of freedom.

>be chef entire life
>Make your most marketable and delicious recipe ever
>make the biggest killing spree in americas history
>request your dish, everyone in the country listening in because you were such a fucking menace
>the dish is immortalised through all the publicity, becomes the new burger

I don't know kinda lost my appetite.

Tacos al carbon with rice and beans and green chili

And one of those sampler cheescakes with the turtle kind

>why are you talking about food on a food board
Blasphemy, I know

Bridget Regans red pubes

Biggest steak they can find, green beans wrapped with bacon, giant baked potatoe with sour cream and cheddar cheese and spring onions.
TADAAA

it's not just a fantasy meal, its a last meal
might not necessarily be the best thing you ever eat
what's the last taste you want on your tongue?

That would taste horrible though.

Whatever will make me shit my pants so hard, they'll be cleaning after me for days.

Why do we have these threads all the goddamn time

Would you prefer a McDonald's or Subway thread

Nah, turns out food and cooking is actually a pretty wide topic so you don't have to talk about the same 2 or 3 aspects all the time.

>be on death row
>have severe peanut allergy
>request Thai
>anaphylactic shock

Or would they be prepared for something like that?

it might not have been to be a dick, some people think he didnt realize he was going to be executed and was simply being given a lot of food of his choice, so he was saving it for later because he was retarded.

They would have to do everything they can to revive you I'm pretty sure, even if your execution was scheduled for hours later.

I would like a dozen spaghetti doughnuts please.

why would you want the last thing you eat to be anything but your favourite thing ever?

>Magic mushrooms,
>two fresh figs
>Vietnamese iced coffe
>a glass of goats milk
>a carolina reaper chilli
>5 pealed grapes cut in halves
>a teaspoon of saffron
>a chinese birds nest soup covered in gold leaves

Just to be safe, I'll pass since I don't want to choke on vomit while I'm dying.

But if I'm going to pick something, just for fun, navratan korma.

coq au vin
sauteed potato
caprese salad
bottle of wine
a pint of peach gelato

I wouldn't want a meal, I would just have one final request: that this shit fucking thread that's been done a million times would never show up on Veeky Forums again

Your goal should be to dump the nastiest, greasiest, most terrible shit when your bowels give out after you die.