One of the life's greatest pleasures

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>1pm on a Wednesday

Don't you have a job user

Where the fuck do YOU live? It's almost 11pm here.

Where the fuck is it 1PM that anybody would be drinking Foster's?

It's 1pm on the east coast of Australia, so I'm assuming OP imported that piss water from the UK or somewhere

Shiiiiit

Fosters, its Australian for piss even we wouldn't drink

Two of lifes greatest pleasures

Yes sir truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer

Drinking and driving.. nice

Cheers

>Fosters
>One of the life's greatest pleasures

What a pathetic person you are.

Only because Fosters (or whoever the fuck they are owned by now) plug other piss that tastes the fucking same on the domestic market.

Was about to defend myself and say that I didn't open it, then I realized the vehicle is in Drive and the paper bag. Yeah, you caught me

I was referring to drinking on the toilet faggt

>Fosters
>upside down pic
gg

The problem is being drunk while driving. Driving while drinking a beer is fine. Two is the max

Did you put your undies on backwards, OP?

It's the way they're made
Tag in front for some reason

>can barely cracked open
>white-knuckle tard grip
>underwear on backwards
>cord for anal bullet in pic
>dyel calf
>fosters

What is going on with your life, OP?

Oh but still fosters. I drink Stella in the shower whilst watching porn or YouTube (i have a shelf put a tablet on). I'm not washing i just love the warm water and the ale.

true blue aussie drink vb cans

could imagine having one of those with a snag co-pilot

I totally thought that phone in your pocket was a cone piece stuck in the can.

Depends what state you're from.

The only thing a can of fosters is good for is to pour it down the sink then grab a fork and make a can bong

shower beer > shittin beer

cold beer + cold shower + hot day truly is a glorious experience.

>Stella
>Critiquing others' choice of beer

Fosters is a shit but c'mon man.

what ever happened to the "fah-stahs auhstrialhan for beeh? commercials?

youtube.com/watch?v=bc85E_FA3kQ
they got btfo and quit making them

>got back from job interview
>drinking beer
kill me

>tfw that's only $2.50 at Frys

I really like Foster's lager. I know it's brewed by an American company and they just use the label but it tastes fine and it's cheap as fuck where I get it for the oil cans.

It's inoffensive and really cheap here, 2 for $3.50
buy about 15 of them and you got a good buzz going

It's two bucks with deposit in MI faggot

2 for $4 at Publix desu

Get the green can

It was the best draught in my boozer when i started drinking all them years ago so i got a taste for that.

Fosters is just weak piss water.

18 cans of Stella £13

No thanks. I prefer my beer wireless.

i dont know how you do it? super cold? that is the foulest beverage ive ever had. even tasted my cum before.

It was actually the first and only time I've ever had it. Could only stomach about 1/3 of it, tossed the rest. Indeed the worst beverage I've ever had

Stellas are like $8 for a six pack here, I rarely buy them but I love them.

lmao I thought the sausage was a syringe or epi pen or some shit in thumbnail.

Sausage is good too.

What's wrong with Stella?

This madman bought the whole damn stick of pepperoni.

even in aussie land the underwear is backwards.

REKT