Food that is too OTT to eat

How the fuck are you supposed to eat this without making a giant disgusting mess of it, yourself, the table, and your health
Are there any other foods out there that piss you off because they're impossible to eat with any level of etiquette?

Ice Cream isn't OTT, it's OLDD

>How the fuck are you supposed to eat this without making a giant disgusting mess of it, yourself, the table, and your health
with a spoon you incompetent fuck
eat a sandwich you skinny bitch

Depends, are those straws or pocky?
Also they all look delicious.

I'd eat that middle one as aggressively as I eat my wife's ass.

>le pocky
fuck off weeb

>"le" ironicism
fuck off reddit

>eat a sandwich you skinny bitch

>pocky

jokes on you i'm 5'9" and 145lbs
stop being a fucking stick and eat something

>all that avocado is going slide everywhere when you to press this tall fucker down

>manlets

I'm not against combining chili and pasta, but this has always looked ridiculous to me. As if it was solely designed to get all over the place.

Use the fork-n-twirl method instead of shoveling.

i'm a gay barafag so i actually quite like being 5'9"
being shorter than my fiance is really hot

i'd fork and twirl your mum if you know what i mean

avocado is a disgusting memefood only acceptable if it's being used to make guac

be my husband instead

i dunno man you'd have to be really something to drag me away from him

>boogie cosplays as the penguin.jpg

mince works much better with fuscili, eaten with a spoon.

Plate underneath the glass.

If you ordered something like this you already have no shame. You probably wouldn't care what you looked like eating it. It's a non-issue.

It's a fruit that goes well on burgers, like tomato.

>I won't eat Picky because weebs do it

Weebs breathe air too, maybe you should stop doing that too.

I've never found this method very useful on rehydrated pasta as the rubbery pasta doesn't snap under load and you have to keep spinning until the fork is overloaded and far to much for one mouthful.

Avacados are a memefood like bacon but they are equally delicious, fuck you.

At least all that shit will melt. Te fucking smoore sandwich on top of the drink in the op aint going nowhere

>that one on the left with its peanut butter tits

Didn't even see that lmfao

kill your fucking-self faggot pedophile

Wait is that not supposed to be a penguin cosplay? Cause I genuinely thought it wasn't that bad based on that premise

Top hats aren't fedoras.

And Oswald Cobblepot would be a classy cosplay if the fuck bothered to get a real suit.

Crab legs.

Eating pocky means you want diddle kids?
Ok.
It justs tastes good, bro

>2017
>not being pedo

Where do you think you are?