My wife knows how to cook

Some elk burgers with some sweet baby rays, you jelly?

Action shot!

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

I'd say she's definitely wifey material, bro

You can eat baby stingrays?

never had elk burgers, how different are they to beef?

>by bro I mean never my bro
Always gets me

How do they compare to beef?
Everything I read about meat like elk says its substandard.
Tough, gamey, greasy, or dry. And wild caught food basically means you cant eat it rare? Because wild animals unvaccinated without antibiotics means you have to kill parasites?
Tell me again why should I be jelly?

What is with those scrambled eggs?

It's great, just cook well done and they stay really juicy and the frenches mustard kicks up the tang.
It's my wife's potato salad

That's a poverty stove w/ poverty pans. Perfect match for your poverty meal.

burgers are burnt to a crisp but at potato salad looks pretty good

That's a cunts comment with cunt words. Perfect for a cunt.

also forgot the chese isn't melted

put a lid over the pan next time to melt the cheese

That's what the sweet baby rays is for to keep it juicy

>wife knows how to cook

but she doesn't know how to clean. That table is a cluttered fucking mess

>potato salad
>no veggies

Pro Tip: potato salad isn't a veggie
how fat are you?

Lol @ lotto tickets on the table. Confirmed poverty level 100.

>It's my wife's potato salad
And the third burger is for her son, amirite?

are you and your wife related to jack by any chance

My wife got hit by a car and died last year and I haven't been able to cope at all.

So yes, I am very jelly

Why is that spoon bent so far?

his wife sat on it

if you insist on bbq, get some onion rings to put on it next time

also just cook on a lower heat and you won't need to deal with burnt burgers and can still have well done

your mind bent it

I had plenty of veggies earlier son, get the love of your life to make you a meal some time.

top kek

why is everything your wife makes either extremely overcooked or extremely undercooked... never any middle ground

What kinda car was it?

Sounds like a Dodge Ram :^)

I was gonna ask how ugly she is but this food looks god damn gross, I really hope she's a looker user

We cook chicken like this to retain the juice

I wrap my chicken in the foil but whatever

OPIATES. WE NEEED MORE OPIATES

>my wife burnt some elk burgers and I've smothered them with bottled barbecue sauce to make them edible

Why even tell us this?

there is no "juice" in those dry as shit bricks of chicken

im all out

sorry but I forgot or misread those were ELK burgers

I remember cooking ground chicken and it had little to no fat at all and very dry

carry on my friend with the sweet babbby rays

I'm just sharing what my wife makes in a cooking forum. Let me guess, this home made food looks bad to you?

>this home made food looks bad to you?
Not him but yeah it does.

looks good to me

>my wife
You're just a fat guy who eats 3 burgers in a sitting aren't you?

Glad you agree! Had some fish this week too!

This sous vide leg of lamb I did is post worthy not your poverty burger.

At first I thought you meant baby stingrays but then I realized you were talking about a shitty bbq sauce.

That looks undercooked and juiceless.

>At first I thought you meant baby stingrays

tell your wife to clear the lard from her brain so that she cooks something that isn't so fucking overcooked and shitty pal :^)

They're just like beef burgers but shitty because they're too lean!

Get the love of your life to clean all that fucking trash off your kitchen table fucking two-bit donkey fucker

same desu

i had an elk roast one time, i slow cooked the heck out of it for like ten hours and it was like eating a shoe. elk is real tough dude

>My wife knows how to cook

Evidence shows to the contrary

bread and corn
grains and grains
where's the vegetables

Got it from my buddy who is a hunter. It was great!

>fuking phaggot
nice miscpost i miss those guys

your wife is a cunt

>kek and true.

i legit gagged

Why?

Thats what the vitamin C condiment is for.

>potatoes aren't vegetables

oh and op your wife is a cunt

>sweet baby rays
Isn't that stuff pure HFCS?

So what? Sugar and HFCS are all the same shit and SBR's is very tasty.

Good Goy.

>Frozen steak fries
>Homemade

>vitamin c supplement

this is all i needed to see to know you're a complete retard

I'm not sure if this is a troll thread or if you're serious. Either way it's incredibly sad, but I can't help but laugh anyway.

does she do anal?

>having to take vitamin C pills because you're "allergic" to vegetables
whitepeople-0.3.4-x64.exe

I love cooking for my boyfriend. I'd rather serve him crappy chinese takeaway than that hockeypuck, troll thread or not.

What's with the influx of shitty "look at this disgusting food I made for my partner" posts all over Veeky Forums and fb and shit lately?

...

The old Oldphag detector just went of known measurability.

The majority of Veeky Forums is female.

>Plastic cheese
>Mustard
>No garnish at all

I mean I'd probably eat it but there's much room for improvement. If you're not going to garnish the thing, you might as well just have a steak instead.

Salad tomatoes and lettuce at the least, as well as some actual fucking cheese.

That's not fucking potato salad you cunt, what the fuck.

Why is it fucking yellow and covered in shit?

Have you never had potato salad son? It was delish.