ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable
ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable
Aaron Martinez
Christopher Collins
"Some faggot loser on Veeky Forums will dedicate time and energy hating this because someone better off than him made it" cold brew
Matthew Miller
fair trade organic
Samuel Wilson
Bean lives matter
Ryder Ross
kauff
Jack Robinson
Not bad.
Needs to have the words "blue" and "mist" in there somewhere though.
Jaxon Ross
The steamed bean.
Henry Martinez
Drinkette of passion
Michael Robinson
The Kentile Floor
Charles Perez
starbucks
Jeremiah Myers
>ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable
Scratchy Old Vinyl
Zachary Evans
*coff* *coff*
Samuel Baker
Douche water
B-b-b-because you'd never drink it, right guys? See? It's ironic.
Jeremiah Peterson
thats sexist!
Benjamin Powell
Civet Disobeendience
Gabriel Morales
I like these. In a hipster shaming kind of way.
James Evans
"The flyover"
Just a regular cappuccino.
Andrew Gutierrez
Thick-Rimmed Beard
Ethan Campbell
>kauff
Daniel Edwards
Blue sky mocha grande with autumn mist hazlenut.
That's pretty fucking hipster, right there, I don't care who y'are.
Josiah Rogers
Black Grinds Matter
Gabriel Peterson
I mean, I get lo fi and everything, but what the fuck.
Jacob Reyes
When you order extra cream, it's called a 'thicc'
When you get 1 or 2 shots of espresso, it's called 'lit' and 'extra lit'
Zachary Thomas
"Sour Grapes" Single Origin Yirgacheffe
Isaiah Phillips
Watered with the tears of Ethiopian children and slow-roasted over reclaimed wood from dilapidated churches
Jeremiah Sanchez
AVALANCHE OF GAPED ANAL SEX COFFEE
Brayden Perez
That's the opposite of hipster. That's teenage girl as fuck.
Nicholas Myers
>That's teenage girl as fuck.
No difference, really.