Is Sarah still a meme here or have you long forgotten her?
Haven't posted in a while.
SimplySarahKitchen
Jonathan Howard
Adam Reed
I can't even watch her videos for the cringe factor anymore.
It feels bad, like watching a dog eat its own vomit.
Grayson Cook
She makes me sad. Every time I see her mentioned I feel the need to look up if she's died yet.
Nathan Morales
MEEELK and OHHHL
Nathaniel Jackson
>Fat fuck in the OP pic
>Video starts up with literally porno jazz in the background
This is going to be good.
Robert Gomez
Me too, hearing her forced breathing is heart-breaking. Her focus on "healthy ingredients" makes it seem like she's really trying not to die but she's bad at it.
Jonathan Johnson
Kek
Benjamin Hernandez
Oh sweetie you need to learn that she's at her normal body weight. Even though it doesn't meet your sexist, patriarchal standards of what a woman should look like, doesn't mean she isn't beautiful.
Christian Torres
PUCKIN PURRAY
Jordan Scott
>Sarah is still in her twenties
Sebastian Evans
Wait, wut..
Ian Lopez
She was in an induced coma for 7 weeks because she got pneumonia and her body was too fucked-up to fight it off. The first hospital she went to sent her off to die because they weren't equipped to deal with someone her weight and in her condition.
Cooper Carter
Diabeetus confirmed.
Jordan Jenkins
She basically admitted she had it in the video, dummy.
Tyler Perry
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Connor Taylor
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Her salad's are about as disgusting as you'd think.
This one actually starts out okay. It's just a big bowl of raw vegetables but considering you can literally hear how fat this woman is I'd say that's a good step for her.
Then the dressing comes in.
Eli Hernandez
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Thomas Rivera
the guy who made those Beefneck Mcgillicutty videos of her is doing a livestream right nah
Alexander Cruz
>Have diabetes
>Be well past the point of morbid obesity
>Only replace half the sugar in your 20,000-calorie monstrosity with sucralose
>Top it off with whipped cream
I'm only unsurprised because I know people like this, and they swear they're perfectly healthy.
Ryan Ward
>A TRUMP SAFE SPACE
kek
Bentley Williams
Great shit it took like 3 comments to enrage him and halt the whole show
You can still hear the rage under his breath
New youtube nickname incoming
Leo Gutierrez
They remove chat for literally everyone that updated.
Fucking retards.
Leo Nelson
hi
William Russell
oh fuck it's been a while
Noah King
Jesus. It's like an ongoing, slow-motion, train wreck.
Isaiah Taylor
>first ingredient is half a cup of sugar
>on a fucking salad
This is a horror show.
Caleb Richardson
Would Jack cuck his wife for her?
Grayson Bailey
P U N K I N
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Brody Adams
I'm too lazy to get that fat
Asher Mitchell
I have a feeling that Jack would go on her show to sell some of his BBQ Sauce, snidely call her fat and try and choke her :^)
Jordan Hernandez
No, she didn't "basically admit" anything She just heavily alluded.
Brandon Mitchell
never trust a skinny cook
Samuel Edwards
t. SimplySarahKitchen
Jose Baker
I was about to ask if she's still alive. How old is she, anyways?
Ryder Fisher
Dont forget to get it corperated.
Chase Perry
Oh shit, I didn't use to browse Veeky Forums at that time but I remember people used to shitpost her videos on Veeky Forums all the time about a year ago. Does anyone know about her health these days?
Kayden Campbell
speaking of cringe, is there another mirror for Marie's Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce?
Dominic Johnson
Like 20 being that overweight ages you
Camden Hill
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Isaac Scott
Why hasn't she shown her face since 2015?
Did half her face have to be removed for diabetes or something?
Henry Bell
Yes, face removal is a well known treatment for diabetes.
Now finish your homework, champ.
Brody Evans
Obviously she's spiraled completely out of control and gained weight with her YouTubeBuxxx dosh. Binge eating is fun, but not all the time, every day. 2MuchPooping4Me.
Jace Parker
FUCK OFF, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
Samuel Sullivan
"Basically" is a fun word to learn. Give it a try!
Matthew Scott
chuckled
Carter Jackson
how is that thing still alive
Parker Collins
Willpower.
Carson Young
Insulin.
Jonathan Brown
I DID NOT KNOW OF THIS MAN,
damn his cooking voice overs
wow
Landon White
That mayo and sugar dressing.....I threw up in my mouth
Xavier Cruz
Same, user.
Ok, adding some sugar to fruit salad can be good, especially for sour fruit. Ok, ever though i passionately hate mayo, adding it to vegetable salad is common too.
But FUCK. This piece of lard mixed vegetables with fruit AND mayo this sugar. Not only she's a retarded fatfuck, but the has no tastebuds as well.
Brody Kelly
Gross.
Benjamin Miller
She's been the queen of Veeky Forums for many years.
This might be the king:
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Lucas Price
Just out of pure curiosity, not even shitposting, can you describe the difference between "basically admitting" something and "heavily alluding" to something? Not even mad. Trying to learn English.
Nathan Kelly
'Basically admitting" is poor English.
Don't use this phrase, "all but admitting' is correct.
Lincoln Harris
"Admitting" implies some degree of guilt. "Alluding" is reminding someone of something thought to be related or analogous. It's an indirect way of saying something.
Other than that, there's not much difference in this context.
Henry Robinson
But there is some implied guilt in this case. That faggot "detective" user circling her sugar substitute as if he found out her dirty secret, despite the fact that she comments in the video on how the sugar substitutes are for diabetics and OBVIOUSLY she's the only one that's going to be eating that sundae slop.
>all but admitting
You're right. That's better.
Juan Baker
OH FUCK YES. I love Simply Sara. Grant it, she is a meme, but her recipes are ridiculous. She is like Paula Dean of Veeky Forums
Christian Moore
is this the american experience they talk about
Parker Thompson
YES
Michael Sanchez
kek. my thoughts exactly. she disappeared for a full year from youtube after being in a coma.
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that being said, this is the woman who cooks soup like this: