How do you make a good cake?

How do you make a good cake?

Spread your ass cheeks and push.

It's a piece of cake.

>Step 1: Get book
>Step 2: Do the cooking by the book
>Step 3: You know this, but don't be lazy

Also, I would advise against using another recipe. The cake will come out crazy.

>newfags don't know
;_;

Is that a cake or a block of fondant?

Is this the Veeky Forums equivalent of the /k/ cube?

WHAT?!

>Step 4: BREAK IT DOWN BITCH
>Step 5: LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP
>Step 6: DROP THAT ASS LOW THEN PICK THAT MOTHER FUCKER UP.
>Step 7: Repeat steps 4-6

>Back that pussy she's a motherfucker!

>Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger

whats that?

that would be a huge fucking block of fondant, cake for sure

>/k/ cube
>not /k/ube

May the murder/k/ube have mercy on your trigger finger.

I follow the recipe

Pray to the giant carb cube in Kekka.
Then proceed to commit jihab to all non-obese hoomans.

take it out of the box

Would it be weird if the next time I get a cake for a celebration, I just get a block of fondant instead?
I prefer it over the cake inside anyways.

...

you don't you buy it ;)

kek

Just follow the direction on the box you idiot

do it by the book, then you'll have a cake