Want to learn how to cook

>want to learn how to cook
>decide I'll learn how to make eggs
>google 'how to make eggs'
>millions of articles with no way to know what is good, what is bad, and what the actual correct (best suited to me, not objective) way to cook eggs is
>youtube 'how to make eggs'
>the same problem

How can you learn to cook with no frame of reference of what information is good and what is bad? How can I filter through MILLIONS of different views of the same thing, for one single recipe? This is impossible.

Just fucking pick a method and try it. Evaluate how it went, and keep trying. Some of your attemps will fail, and you just need to deal with it.

how do you like your eggs?
google how to cook them that way
why is everyone on this board so useless

Damn I was hoping nobody would respond to this bullshit. But nope this is Veeky Forums and you can make any fucking topic you want and some turbo faggot will respond.

Sage goes out n all fields

>why is everyone on this board so useless
Shitty parents.

>normie who had a family, something given to him by pure luck, says I'm useless because I didn't

This board is fucking cruel, can't you just tell me how to make eggs?

PUT EM IN A PAN WITH MELTED BUTTER
DON'T LET THEM GET BURNED
POP THE YOLK IF YOU WANT IT SOLID LIKE THE MANCHILD YOU ARE

it's not rocket surgery

>can't you just tell me how to make eggs?
Just cook them, bro. Cavemen did that shit. It's called fire.

>wants to learn how to pick
>picks the most complicated dish to learn first

>Make eggs
Only chickens can do that, user