Cottage Cheese Is Delicious You Fuck

>Everyone always says this is disgusting.
>Bought a small tub because it was on sale just to see for myself.
>Get it home and peel the plastic seal off and lick it.
>Instantly fall in love and want to marry it.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
This tastes like fucking sour cream mixed with fresh mozzarella!
I just ate a bowl of it plain and had to stop myself from eating the whole tub in one go.

Anyone who isn't fucking insane have any suggestions on how else I should eat this, like what it's good with or how to cook with it?
I'm never going to allow myself to run out of it after today.

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who the fuck thinks cottage cheese is disgusting?
either way, it's good plain or with a little salt and pepper
good mixed with chopped pineapple, stirred into eggs, used in pasta dishes (esp. lasagna) and great in casseroles

Cottage cheese is god tier food.
I like it just plain, or maybe drizzled with a little honey.
I've also put it in my omelettes and scrambled eggs before, but honestly, I feel like it's a waste of the delicious creamy flavor to do that. I really just like it plain.
>and had to stop myself from eating the whole tub in one go.
I know this pain, user. I know it.

Go get some strawberries.
Slice them up and sprinkle a little sugar on them, stir them around (gets a lot of juice out of the strawberries).
Mix with cottage cheese.

I buy the small tubs now so it's only 4 servings if I do eat the entire thing.

Do this, let the strawberries sit for an hour or two and they'll make a syrup.

>who the fuck thinks cottage cheese is disgusting?

/thread.

Put diced tomatoes and pepper in a bowl of it OP. You'll instantly jizz at the flavor

The word you're looking for to describe the strawberries is "macerated". I'm not being a smartass, just passing along information.

You are wrong, but whatever.

Sliced != macerated

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maceration_(food)

Neat.

You gross fat pig. You eat mayonnaise from the jar too?

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No, I'm not wrong. Do your research. Adding sugar and letting them sit to soften and form a syrup is MACERATION.

This was Richard Nixon's favorite food, he ate it with ketchup.

You are correct in that, but the original poster of the strawberries did not call for allowing them to do it, it takes time.

My favorite way to eat it besides plain is it to chop up an apple and add it to the cottage cheese along with some cinnamon and granola

I eat it with pasta and bacon
Or put it in pastry and rolls as filling

Also beware it goes bad quickly, smells like feet in three days

>It tastes like sour cream and mozzarella
>tastes like sour cream
It's shit

>sour cream is shit

it's only good with lots of cracked black pepper and a bowl of spaghetti.

>Everyone always says this is disgusting.
and by everyone I assume you mean all your little friends in the 7th grade

>make your own ricotta
>3 ingredients: milk, salt, lemon
>realize store bought cottage cheese and store bought ricotta are garbage

I eat it on toast with paprika

Never get low fat cottage cheese it's nasty. 4% is where it's at. It taste sooo much better.

Does anyone know if it goes higher than that? I can never find whole fat cottage cheese? Idk if it's like milk cus I see no fat and 2% .

Can ppl make their own cottage cheese?

>always get a craving for cottage cheese out o nowhere
>it never tastes as good as I remember it

Strain it really well, mix in vanilla, cinnamon, and nutmeg, and brown sugar if you want. Then, in a heat tolerant dish, layer the cottage cheese with a fruit like peaches or nectarines and bake for 15-20 minutes @ 420. It's super good. Avoid fruits that render a lot of moisture when heated tho like strawberries or it ends up pretty soupy.

I fucking love cottage cheese.

Here's some shit to add to it that I enjoy, but by itself is just as good

Pineapple. Diced or sliced
Onion. I like a sweet onion or red onion with a little pepper.
Jalapeño. Fresh is much better than coming from a jar/can.
Honey. A light drizzle with a side of toast.
Avocado. Also good with or on top of toast.
Apple and cinnamon.
Tomatoes. Any kind is good.
Spinach. I use cottage cheese on spinach salads instead of a dressing. Something simple like spinach, croutons, mandarin oranges, sunflower seeds, and then just a fuck huge scoop of cottage cheese on top.

One of those fucking tubs is going in me tonight.

I'll eat em with some canned pears or even better some halušky if I've got some.

Any fruit will work though, good stuff

Cottage cheese with chives.
You really can't beat it.

Does that work with all fruits?

I just tried it with my cousin Lance and he just got excited.

Put grapes in it you idiots. It's amazing.

It's good. I like it with salt and pepper, it's great.

No, it's completely impossible outside of a cheese factory.

the people who think its disgusting probably are having low fat and/or small curd, which is disgusting.

I keep telling myself to make this but I never remember to get walnuts.

>all this fruit, honey, and sugar

i eat it with hot sauce, salt or seasoned salt, or sometimes i'll eat it with tinned fish, tomatoes, cucumber, pepper and vinegar. its flavor is so neutral-sweet, I think it goes better with pungent and savoury flavors. it's really good in green salads and eggs.

You can sub cottage cheese in place of eggs in any recipe and you'll make the food instantly better.

I like to dip plain Lays chips into a bowl of it. 10/10 snack

You can't hate cottage cheese.
Because there isn't enough of anything TO hate.
It is just dairy mush absent of any notable flavour.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
>neutral.txt

omelette?

I eat it for breakfast everyday with one tbsp of peanutbutter and fresh mangos.
It's delicious.

I eat like 10 pound ery week, and have been for the past 3 years. It's bretty fugging good.