Food gore thread?

milk steak is delicious as long as it's boiled until extra hard.

This made me so sad :(

I'm on a diet.

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please don't add soy sauce to cooked spaghetti and call it lo mein.

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Is he trying to steal that steaks soul?

That steak looks like africa.

>frostmourne hungers

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The perfect meal for a fullonrapist.

Same me

double dubs

So let me get this straight... you dont go to a restaurant and order their finest milksteak and jellybeans?

Food gore is kinda bad when it's just shit being ironically terrible. It's much funnier when it's legit or semi-legit fuckups.

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That's food porn, not gore.

That's not food gore. Its a food joke.

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would devour

.... id fuck it

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strongly consider suicide

>mexico
>when all the product names are in english

Being America's mexico is the worst thing I can think of

Wheres that bannana steak and ketchup photo

is there a collection of these like the big mac ice cream or vodka grilled cheese ones?

what is even in the cup before they ruin it?

Why do mexicans love doing this shit?

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I think it's corn

nothing wrong with tomato quik

monster

every time

This is a wrap stuffed with rice, oranges, bananas and fucking maple syrup. This shit looks nasty and my faggot is just devouring it like it's a 5 star meal and I want to vomit.

>desire to build wall intensifies

ur on a diet but ur eating carbs?
youwhatmate

Is there a name for this style of food?

I feel like it would be marginally better if you actually knew what it was they were putting in there.

TASTY!

>and my faggot is just devouring it
You have your own faggot?

Is that powdered sugar?
Cardiac Arrest

they know all you fucking seppos will eat that shit up

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Did you make that up? That was witty as fuck.

Beaf looks like afrika

damn, I wish I had my very own faggot.

Nah dude. Not even people from butter frying country go to Mexico expecting that shit.

People that eat hotplate garbage might eat it, but they certainly wouldn't expect it.

Also, Mexico is the fattest country in the world.

All this food gore but I never see kitchen gore. I bet some of you anons have some nasty kitchens. I'd love to see that.

as boring as UK food is, this is actually alright

Recipe?

It's from the warcraft 3 expansion

>top kek

on closer inspection its fucking frostmourne.

That'll be $30, plus tip.

The fuck is wrong with people

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I did this with Pepsi in a mountain dew can to test the placebo effect. It worked

It breaks my heart because the guy seems to legitimately put passion or be excited to make it but it just doesnt seem appetizing in the least but i could never tell this guy that.
I think im too empathetic to be a good cook Veeky Forums

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There's mould in the top right corner. I hope your faggot is okay.

Well done

>Be collegefag selling green for spending money
>Make delivery because it's on the way to Walmart
>Go into guy's apartment because he offered me a beer
>Notice cheap handgun on kitchen table & kek internally
>Notice that the gun is surrounded by plastic bags
>Notice unholy smell
>Notice plastic bags on the counters
>Look in bags
>They're full of cat shit

>Food gore
Does war footage count?

agreed, this certainly doesn't jive with my /humor/

>being scared of smoking cat shit

ur a fuckin prude ass pussy, live a little christcuck moralfag

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The southern US equivalent is switching beans for sweet corn.

Warm the tortillas

10_feet_higher.jpg

It's an It's always sunny in Philadelphia reference

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actually its coke

>putting cheese on with that much marge already on board

gotta be careful if you value your figure my man

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>he doesn't have his own faggot

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This thread needs some howtobasic

Reddit

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Is this a vegetarian meatloaf?

Apparently its actually prison food some guy invented to torment his prisoners

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