I want you to lose 500 lbs by 9:00 am tomorrow

I want you to lose 500 lbs by 9:00 am tomorrow.

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Ok

Ok, booking my flight to the moon.

I will lose those pounds Dr. Now but first check out these dubs.

Epic get

>Can't even get dubs on a board as slow as Veeky Forums

Fucking pathetic

Alright. I'll murder my parents and my stepfather.

Fuck, then I will be negative 185 pounds!

>kills 2 posters on Veeky Forums

done

Op, are you really 700+ lbs?

I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY

You want me to kill my wife?

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Alright, I will only eat fried rice, it's healthy because it's fried.

Hearty keks user

read it in his voice too lolol.

Just have your dad take out a mortgage.

Did that overstuffed fuck die yet?

He won't die because God knows he will send Heaven plummeting and the Devil is scared he might send Hell deeper.

extreme times for extreme measures

m.youtube.com/watch?v=a2alHCNpx7A

> 500lb
> Lose
Okay. I'll need a lot of helium for this...