Alright so what should I do with this?

Alright so what should I do with this?

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in before some boring ass person suggest lightly seasoning with only salt and pepper and serving with no sauce

Marinate overnight

Jesus Christ.

Get some veggies and make a little stew.

What is that? A sirloin? How thick is it?

What cut is it?

you need to do that with a good steak

op's steak looks like bargain basement hunk of shit

Currently seasoning

apply seasoning
apply heat
apply to mouth

Throw it to your dog, or someone elses dog if you don't have one.

That looks sickeningly lean

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Frying two minutes a side

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where's the marbling bro?

Fully cooking now

you could cut it into pieces and stick each piece in your ass bro.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

What the fuck is the problem with OPs steak?

Just resting

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feed it to your cat

Oh god.. he's about to do the cut into it shot...

Here comes the unavoidable disappointment we all knew we'd have to stomach eventually with this stupid thread.

>just resting

For an hour... Wow. Op must have fucked up worse than I was expecting.

Make a poor man's filet mignon.
youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

So there were cows at Auschwitz...

Jesus christ, you should probably over cook those peas some more....fuck

>No Blue Rare

You should have cubed the steak. Butter, steak, stirfry. Do the same to veggies, if you want. Mayo and sriracha. Could've made some hibachi.

OP, can I give you a tip? With all due respect. A lot of spice rubs, and dry seasonings burn when you throw them in the pan. They're only recommended for grilling.

Broil it, London style

Is Op died

He ded. Like dis if u cri evrytime.

Cook on high heat with no seasoning flipping every 30 seconds until black and chewy.
Serve hot with catsup and a nuked bag of frozen mixed veggies.

F

Best steak I've ever had

No they werent all the cows where in dacau get it? da-cow

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This looks disgusting. If that's "the best steak you've ever had" then that is truly sad.

>OP is either a terrible cook or went and bought a shitty steak to ruin for a laff
I don't know which is worse

>wasting food just to shitpost on Veeky Forums
Sad!

I coughed when I opened this, and it wasn't one of those normal here-and-there coughs. It was one of those coughs when you see something so disgusting that it tickles your throat and you have to get it out

I also coughed. But it wasn't a normal cough.
It was one of those coughs where a licensed professional would have been able to tell if I were suffering from a hernia, had said professional also been holding my balls and exercising a well placed pinky.

carne asada from a roach motel/10

would probably eat, and be disgusted with self for eating. Then shit everywhere

Nice

>first reply wasn't "put it in your ass"

You disappoint me Veeky Forums.

/k/ would have delivered.

It's not cooked in the middle?
I like it nice and crispy and black on the outside and inside it should be grey and chewy

Then add plenty of ketchup

>eating raw meat