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korean pizza is an abomination

So is the thing eating it.

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weebs on suicide watch

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>dr. kim exhibit eating a pizza

they're called koreaboos
japs make better food desu senpai

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This woman has a whore mouth but her eyes are pretty and she has good taste in toppings.

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That's really fucking cool. How long did he train to be so casual and get it so right?

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mushrooms arent meant for human consumption

neither are your mom's pussy juices but that didn't stop me last nite ;)

portobello mushrooms are awesome deep fried, fucking pleb.

jokes on you faggot i was fucking my mom all morning yesterday

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that goes to show you're brain dead so the joke is on you, lol.

What a fat ugly whore.

goes to show that you're dead brain so the you is on joke, lol.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Please point out where I talked about America.

>hears someone call another person fat
>immediately assumes hes talking about americans

nerve cell potential differences are a hell of a drug

wrong filename dumbfuck

no joke, that's one of the most interesting things I've ever seen; what causes the steam?

southeast asia was a mistake

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so what is it?

this bitch cuts up the part where she spits out the burger right

That's revolting.

Your daddy not pulling out was a mistake.

@8798987

haha sick burn dude im gonna need some topical ointment for that one O.O

wish i was as witty as u xP

that webm is both incredibly fascinating and terrifying in a very primal kind of way

Look for Kunoshita yuka. She's legit and has done live events.

yuka a shit
keemi is best mukbang qt

Thinking about the fact that processing a piece of meat like that -- making sure to cut exactly around everye bone with such high precision while not damaging the prime muscles -- used to be a task for only the most highly experienced and skilled human workers...then realizing that a bunch of PLC engineers got together somewhere to successfully automate a system that handles all the idiosyncrasies of each unique piece of meat and arguably processes it more efficiently than a skilled worker ever could...

That's some scary shit, man. Human ingenuity is ridiculous.

>Koreaboo
Fook off mate, Keemi is a fat whore that probably sprinkle all her food with semen

now imagine a version of that for humans

Didn't someone say that this was prison food?

fast metabolism masterrace

>tfw can eat pounds of food all day and still be skelly af

keemi is best girl and puts yuka to fucking shame
now fuck off and go back to watching dick nose eat 30 cheeseburgers and stutter everytime she talks
enjoy your moon rune waifu you fucking nerd i hope you both choke

Fuck off Kim Park I fucked your whore fat slut when buying a Tacos you piece of shite

How many fucking fingers have been lost here.

Im guessing a tuna.

Now THIS is the Veeky Forums action I've been searching for.

WEEB FIGHT
GO GO GO GO GO GO
GALO SENGEN

>round 1:
>weeb vs koreaboo
>faituuuuu!!

yeah yeah fuck off, youre just pissed because we all know yukas cunt mouth slurps down 2 gallons of cum for cheap recording gokkun to pay her rent check
enjoy staring at that caked up baby shower on her face in her next bukkake udon mukbang you weeb fuck

You wish, y ou're just jealous people in Japan are known for something more than dancing like loose slut and being half plastic cyborgs so you have to project, you kimchi nigger
But that's not surprising when your east korean shithole drives people to suicide with its grey and ugly landscape, you're bound to have some sort of mental illness in your genes.

Why'd you guys stop?

Anime break?

what the fuck am i supposed to be jealous of?
tentacle porn, half naked cartoon children, and shut in losers who jerk off on trains?
japanese people are such shit your birthrates are plummeting into the fucking ground because even youre own women dont want to fuck you.
why dont you take a break from eating your pocky, cuddling your body pillow, and jerking off to your little sisters panties and get a job you neet piece of shit

Because Koreans, a culture that have an emphasis on making boys looking like fags and is an even direr situation can talk about it ? You're becoming little Thailand and your proud of it LOL
You're the Scotland of Asia

i know your not talking about koreans cross dressing when all you weebs do is jerk off to trap shotacon rape ahegao mindbrake futanari crossdressing cat girl tentacle hentai
come back when japans main export isnt cartoon porn and collectors edition sailormoon figurines

what

wtf

it is.

t. chink

huh
really makes you think

That makes sense, you're supposed to suffer in prison.

She is a qt, but her mannerisms are so damn fake to the point where it's off-putting.

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>plastic girl eating what looks like plastic pizza

Really activates my almonds

Think about that next time you eat sausages.

Don't be that guy who's obsessed with calling Yuros obsessed. He's right, she's fuck ugly.

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she's got that disease where her body only actually processes a small percentage of the food she puts in. she literally shits most of it right back out.

RIP to pajeets fingers

That's insane, that would cut off a finger just as quick as it cut through that chicken.

I have a flat saw at work for cutting up timber and I'm afraid of it even though it's got safety guards all around the blade.

what instrument is she making

Its pasta apparently pretty difficult to make

i wonder what the person in front of him is eating. raw eggs?

Not at all, white Aryan.
I just have a passport and not as fucking narrow-minded as you, you obese cracker.
Still mad about Vietnam, Larry?

trying to help his buddy escape from the egg fort

t. chink.

People like this are the reason faggots get hated on

he'll die trying

Go have yourself another big mac fatty

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t. chink

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>struggle cuisine
>over $5 worth of bullshit thrown in there

You don't know what struggle is

Gotcha Cletus

t. chink

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>tfw no gloves
>tfw no smock
>tfw no hair net
>tfw no beard net
>tfw no fingers

0/10 would not bollyfood

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It's an actor

>Clamato
Mexican American dad/grandpa confirmed
Not a Mexican
They probably saw their own actual Mexican dad putting clamato on a beer and thought it goes on everything, just like every other idiot Chicano who puts corn, cream, and parmesan cheese on everything just because they saw an elote once

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