This book is

This book is

>amazing,

you

>pathetic,
>mouthbreathing,
>reactionary,
>near-sighted,
>neckbearded

cunts.

I've slayed more pussy than any of you low-test virgins have even fapped to. Take notes lest you become the next E.R.

> - Literary "John"

Adios whores.

Love that book too but it's nothing compared to Ellis' other works

Go to bed Ellis, save some edge for tomorrow.

Agreed, but I'm a little shitfaced and unwinding with this before my graveyard shift (something none of the characters in this novel would understand...).

Early to bed, early to rise, comrades. You win by waking up to the shift, not by ending with the shift.

What's your favorite?

>You win by waking up to the shift, not by ending with the shift.
Really made me think and reevaluate my life priorities.

>2016
>not a materialist

Fight Club

Why are there Transmetropolitan glasses on the cover?

I hope your joking

1980's design

Would you like to be able to brag to somebody that someone on Veeky Forums confused Ellis with Palahniuk?

[clears throat] No, I'm just hoping he doesn't have shit taste

waddup Mr ellis lmao

That's not even BEE's best work, you casual.

I was surprised at how much I liked it. I had always assumed it would be hipster trash but it's it's quite earnest and thoughtful.

What is...? Imoerial Berroms—fight me faggot

The only 1 I havent read is Lunar Park.

Rules of Attraction, my man.

OP got up and went to the door.

"Hey, OP."

OP stopped at the door and turned. "What?"

"... nothing."

this must be Ellis' "See You Next Tuesday", because he's done it in every book of his i've read.

Why...?

Wrong. It's Glamorama