He dips his McDonald's french fries in ketchup instead of ranch dressing

>he dips his McDonald's french fries in ketchup instead of ranch dressing

Come on, ranch is superior, McDonald's ranch and McDonald's fries is a perfecto combo for me and you

>not mixing ketchup and mayo to make literal fry sauce
Stay pleb.

>he dips his fries in anything

Not mixing pickle juice in with the ketchup and mayo

What you're making isn't fry sauce.

Stay pleb.

>eating mayo at all

>unironically enjoying the taste of buttermilk.

>not dipping everything in the sweet and sour sauce
plebs desu

>ranch and McDonald's fries
that sounds fucking disgusting bro

>He eats McDonalds food

>mayo
let me guess you also put ranch on pizza?

you absolute philistine

Use to do this in high school
Some kid saw me do it and screamed out the top of his lungs. "YOU EAT THIS?!?!?!?"
Then I said "No. I got mayo and ketchup for no reason"

>he doesn't realize mayo is the secret to most great sauces
wew lad

>not dipping fries in dijon

fucking animals, every last one of you!

Mix dijon mustard, honey, lemon juice, and mayo.

Now you're getting somewhere, but sauce is too classy to waste on fries. Need pretzels.

yucky

>Not stealing jarred pesto by the boat loads & using it as your go to condiment

Do American really do this?

Europeans use straight up mayo. Don't pretend like you don't.

That sounds like a pretty tasty sauce. And fuck yeah sauce on fries/lipstick on a pig, bring on the pretzels!

fight me I'm a super saiyan

Ratio?

i dont really eat mayo

>ranch

AMERIFATS REEEEE
when will Veeky Forums just adopt /pol/ flags

If they did that it would ruin all the anti american shitposting, because we could see what shitty place like Canada or Australia you're from

1/2 cup mayo
3 tbsp mustard (you can cut it with some regular mustard if you want)
2 tbsp honey
1 tbsp lemon juice

That makes a fairly mayo-y sauce. Adjust accordingly.

double cheeseburger>big mac

>Not dipping them in honey mustard
Explain yourself.

Only the now discontinued habanero ranch, normal ranch a shit.

on the rare occasion that i eat mcdicks, i find their fries best on their own as long as theyre still warm

Seriously, as soon as they get cold they're disgusting.

Mcdonald's fries are the best with big mac sauce to dip them in.

McDonalds fries are perfect without sauce, but I will accept dipping them in sweet n sour.

Ketchup is forbidden.

No, just ketcup for french fries. It's the only thing ketchup is good for anyway.

Ketchup for plain fries. Ranch for cheese fries with bacon bits and green onion. Tarter sauce for seasoned curly fries.

I only put black pepper on my fries

fuck you heinz is good shit

I enjoy my chips with gravy, pushy peas or some curry sauce

same desu ne

Jesus Fucking Christ.
Don't you retards know anything?

McDonald's fries are supposed to be dipped in your milkshake, preferably vanilla.

Fucking this

Ketchup and fried potatoes were made for eachother

Enjoy your white trash sauce.