Why do thots do this

Why do thots do this

be her little baby tampon boy

Finally, not knowing how blowjobs work will get me laid

>implying it's possible to date a girl without changing her to what you want her to be

Everything women do is simulation because no one tells them differently.

When you're a child and you think eyepatches look cool because you saw a pirate in a movie wear one, and you get an eyepatch and wander around thinking you're badass but actually you look like a 6 year old dipshit with an eyepatch for no reason, adults don't go
>Hey dipshit. Faggy eyepatch.
they go
>Oooh! Are you a pirate? Haha!

Same with women. Read Simone de Beauvoir: The age at which boys start getting impatient sneers for being crying little pussies whose sense of self-in-society hasn't evolved, and eventually backhands to the head if they keep fucking it up and acting like little babies, never occurs for women.

Women are kept protected from reality's wake-up call, and told to keep playing freely in the pissy sandbox full of Tonka Truck versions of adult male realities. That's why their having the vote is disastrous, why politicians like Merkel are basically overgrown children with no organic sense of responsibility or culpability. They don't understand that their actions don't amount to "play," but are destroying real lives and societies.

Same reason they're all little superstars at this age. Read a book? You're a bookread superstar. Vaguely enjoy the idea of yourself as a sporty fitness guru? Go to one yoga class, butcher some Facebook meme about paleo dieting, and then talk about how you're a health superstar to anyone who will listen. Fat as fuck and totally disgusting? Doesn't matter. You're "curvy," "big and beautiful," and society needs to acquiesce to your roleplaying.

Because everything women do is roleplaying at the end of the day.

>tfw do this to every girl I'm with
I'm not even sure I'm consciously doing it, it's just like, I need them to embrace existentialism and go sky diving with me or else I'll get bored of them and delete their numbers.

why do dumb crackers use 'thot'?

>tfw the depths of my perversion is forever captured in the collage of that incident

>tfw

preach brother

Sum1 git dis sleep deprived ass nigga sum sleep meds cuz he woke af

>no time wasters

too close to home. why are girls so brutal?

See, this is the problem with the discourse today. No fucking empathy. The reason you think of women as living in lala land is because, in fact, you're living in it. People are fucking people. Learn about humanity. Read a goddamn book.

post feet

>underlines John Green but not Nicholas Sparks

what did you mean by this, OP?

doesnt write like a woman

are you saying you're the creator of tampon boy

I'm his agent. Direct all inquiries to me.

At least she's reading instead of posting on a Laotian Macaroni art website for adult virgins.

okay you're not him

show tits please

I read plenty
I've read like 50 books this year

I wish

Please post your soft delicate wrists, ladies.

womenz haz it so hard

Men roleplay a lot as well. There is a whole genre of video games devoted to it. They also love to watch sports on tv and talk about the players in cynical, knowing terms as if their fat 45 year old ass could run a mile without fainting. The amount of presumption and play-acting in most male activities is appalling.

Whatever men make up in logic they lose in ego. I'd rather listen to a silly girl talk about inconsequential things for an hour than put up with a "bro" going on and on about the fish he caught or the beer he slammed or the tail he pulled for the same amount of time. I hate how other men are telling me bullshit stories about themselves all the time too. At least brag about things you actually did, ffs.

Seriously if you think men are the Superior Gender you haven't spent much time outside.