I'm tired of living
I'm tired of living
Adrian Garcia
Wyatt Baker
no don't do it user
Levi Richardson
cuck
Chase Howard
By those powers combined, it is, Captain, SODIUM!
Ryan Jenkins
Just drain out the broth, dude.
William Sullivan
You got a nice bowl. Is it earthenware?
Wyatt Nguyen
ccccuck
Kevin Price
Eating shit depletes you of nutrients. This can also cause depression. Try vitamin B rich foods.
Nolan Campbell
...
Isaiah Ward
At least add tuna and italian dressing instead of those sodium bombs.
Brody Jackson
It's too late Sergei
Liam Stewart
do americans really eat this?
Alexander Perez
Goodbye cruel world
Adrian Smith
did you just assume my gender?
neck yourself
Dylan Gomez
The answer is always:Yes
Thomas Green
Can i have your leftover forks when you die?
Justin Jackson
found the gibsmedat
Gavin Brooks
>boil two cakes
>add two flavor packets
>let it sit for ten minutes
>pour through colander to remove all the broth
Is it weird that I do this?
Dylan Taylor
STOP OP. Just think of all the funposts you've yet to solve image captchas for!
Oliver Harris
OP WAIT. PLEASE. ILL MEET YOU OR SOME SHIT. IM A GROSS DUDE BUT DONT DO IT
Joseph Evans
op r u ok?
Easton Williams
/tread
Robert Sullivan
I'm gonna genuinely miss this user
Jonathan Collins
are you still here with us
Noah Myers
user ill do anything dont off yourself
Jacob Roberts
put a few tins of tuna in it as well for maximum mercury poisoning.
Charles Johnson
I hope you aren't op and followed my kind suggestion here I'd have a slight moral issue then.
Then again bastards, assholes and roaches usually survive.
You aren't Op.
Gavin Walker
its not worth it. calm down and move on. have a good one
Justin Hernandez
>Uses disposable forks at home
>Lives in Texas
I'm glad you're ready to become an hero, we don't need any more people like you consuming resources that could be used for more competent people.
Benjamin Baker
*powders
Lincoln Campbell
hey user you there?
Lincoln Davis
Why the fuck are you using disposable forks
Jordan Murphy
nah, this is the best way to eat them. no one needs all that salt in the broth.
Blake Allen
Should have kept some water and used only 2 packets.
Cameron Hall
R I P
I'll never eat an instant noodle again to honor your memory
Connor Baker
2500 calories
8g sodium
Levi Morgan
Hey hes not really gonna die from eating all that right haha, im sure you need a lot more sodium than that right??
Michael Robinson
Can I have your dishes?
Kevin Scott
His hair will definitely die i'm sure.
Levi Watson
No way you finish more than half of that
R-right?
Zachary Richardson
Henry Peterson
>8g sodium
Grayson Evans
user.. are you okay?
Jack Reed
Did OP died?
Evan Reyes
>rudys cup
>heb forks
be my friend
Ryder Rivera
Salt's LD50 is 3g/kg, so unless he's actually a pomeranian he'll probably be fine.
Well, not FINE, but he wont die.
David Stewart
You start vomiting way before you can get there if ingesting orally.
Op should shove that shit up his arse.
Michael Garcia
hes dead
Levi Reyes
rice crispies and condoms again huh
Charles Hernandez
I just read and in quick succession and now cant get the image of someone jamming Rice Krispies squares in condoms up their ass, like they're smuggling rice krispies into south america or something.
Charles Flores
What really gets me is that you used 4 different flavors when theirs five packets, really dropped the ball where it mattered