What's your alternative?

What's your alternative?

There is no alternative

Death

Shit sandwiches, I literally shit on a slice of bread, add some ham, cheese, mayo and bacon bites. Better than you would think, saves money and builds your immune system. Saves on the water bill and tp cost too.

> not wheat bread
> not toasted
> too much pb (AND it's not crunchy)
> too much J

Wrong at every turn.. Sad.

The Pepesandwich is clearly the mastersandwich.

White bread is the best, my Veeky Forums friend!

digits confirm

>not sourdough

Sourdough is really good too!
Just don't eat whole wheat! It's bad for you!

Grill that in butter and simmer it in maple syrup it makes me really

>implying crunchy is better in a sandwich
Smooth is much better for sandwich consistency.

ever tried peanut butter and sriracha

it's actually really good

>sriracha
Fuck this meme sauce.

PB & J is great. However, PB & bananas is awesome. But, PB & marshmallow creme is godly.

yea it's called fluffernutter
i used to eat it when i was little
still eat it sometimes now

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I really like these. Nice combo of sweet/smooth PB and salty/crunchy pickles.

peanut butter and honey is better desu

This

Butter and jelly

Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff

Apple butter and honey

Peanut butter and bananas

>Apple butter and honey
sweet on sweet? why?

The "Nothing" Alternative

>Carbs out the wazoo
>A full cup of sugar
>All that sugary fat from the PB

I would just eat a handful of unsalted mixed nuts.

Peanut butter, Fluff, and Nutella.

Brother...

My prom date in High School loved those.
Never heard of anyone who did.