See pizza in box on the ground outside

>see pizza in box on the ground outside
>have to wait for everyone else to leave before I can seize it

Free food is the best. I'm so glad no one came along and got the pizza while I bided my time.

>buy pizza
>cum on it and leave it on the ground
>record some fat loser pick it up and walk away

>Being this jealous of my pizza

It's actually good BTW, better then I expected for streetpizza. Sucks I had to wait though but last time I pulled food out of the trash people looked at me weird.

how much do you weigh OP?

I used to eat Little Caesars out of my work's breakroom. The store was right next to a Little Caesars, people were always leaving free pizza out but sometimes it got thrown away.

I wasn't homeless, or starving, or even pressed for money. I just didn't want the food to go to waste.

Whoops, meant to say breakroom trash can.

Like 140 or 150. I haven't been to wal-mart recently to check.

>It's actually good BTW
You're welcum.

Okay you're being ridiculous. It was probably a female who left it behind because they aren't even good at eating and men don't just leave pizza behind. And women don't have the necessary genitalia. So think a little before you post next time mister virgin.

>going through these mental gymnastics to justify eating someone else's trash

Hahaha

>set food on sidewalk
>suddenly it becomes inedible trash

You have a very perverted worldview.

>food out on common room table
>have to wait until I am alone to seize it
I have so much free food in my room it's awesome

This is some Richard Stallman eating shit off the bottom of his shoe kind of retarded.

>It was probably a female who left it behind because they aren't even good at eating
Virgin stories.

there's a reason someone gave up the pizza...

>on common room table

They probably have CCTV cameras recording it all.

I've eaten from the trash too
No need to be ashamed of that

>See pizza on top of trash can at work in cafe
>Urge to open the box and maybe find a slice to devour
>Realize that it would be a very fat thing to do
>Still end up nudging the box on my way out to see if anything is in there

I saw an unopened beer on my lunch break at work in the parking lot. if it wasn't my lunch break and during a heatwave I would've taken it

could've should've would've fucking loser.

A black man came up to me and offered me some cake once, black forest it was. Just got off work and starting walking to the c-train, and hey free cake. It tasted fine.

I've heard of black forest cake, but this is ridiculous!