Hey guys, Pinecone here. We're about to release patch 1.27.4 for your magazine. Taking suggestions & submissions. These are the current patch notes:
>added discernable talent
>removed rape from Catcher in the Rye
>fixed unconjugation glitch
>added more Bill Murray
>added seeds for next Great American Novels
>fixed 'irony' glitch
>upped novel inspiration rate
Submissions:
pineconemagazine.com
Other urls found in this thread:
journal.sjdm.org
twitter.com
I want to see an anti-woman section
I'll make weekly contributions if so
Make it so.
I have a 600 page manifesto. They neatly divided into chapters, they can be published separately really.
I also have some excellent pieces on Pepe and Lord Kek and the mythology that surrounds them.
Will edit them and pass them through to you
please do, i eagerly anticipate your paper
I was under the impression that Pepe was a manifestation of Kek. Anyway, just keep it under 300 words.
What happened to the other one from earlier in the week? Haven't seen a thread about it since then
Also I have a short story I might submit after I edit it
These are cool. I really like the Veeky Forums threads repackaged as intervews, but if any of us want to be able to say "i've been published" it's gotta be a bit less autistic
might submit a short story or something soon.
Did you seriously use the magazine to reply to a fucking post?
The autism is high.
It's probably ths truest to Veeky Forums attempt at a litmag yet
>>What happened to the other one from earlier in the week?
No one has heard from them & their website is kill
>>I might submit after I edit it
Don't delay—if it's good, it's going to get edited anyway
I want to submit but I'm scared
How long would you prefer a submission to be?
I never heard of this, this is pretty legit I think. Would be funny if Thomas Pynchon was actually behind this.
>>might submit a short story or something soon
Maybe a blueberry-girl poem...?
"Kyle MacLachlan"
I don't think my story is right for this publication, should they be Pynchonian and post modernist?
This better get me laid m8
Is this notalkingplz or are you just posting his work
It's more Veeky Forums than TAR. They cheated & used Duotrope for non-Veeky Forums entries, the bastards...
I like the idea in practice, but in theory it seems kind of like going backwards. We all have all the information we want at all times, why do we need someone to compile the good stuff in pdf form of all things?
I mean noboby picks things up and reads them anymore if they can't help it, it just seems like worship of an old dead idea or something
what do you mean THAT goddamn lit magazine? There's been like 4 of them starting up in the last 2 weeks.
This is the only GOOD & QUALITY one.
Every other one (besides TAR) was used by the editors to 'publish' their own work. This one is just for Veeky Forums.
Will you guys accept a "serious" (and perhaps seriously bad) poem, or is this just for joke shit?
Nigger I'm not reading this force-justified eyerape.
Learn to LaTeX and try again.
>>LaTeX
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I can contribute a chapter from my dissertation on social media and intersectionality
>>how long
3 pages or less.
What are we NOT allowed to write about?
Seconded. This justification is pure shit.
Design a better justification algorithm than LaTeX. Can't? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
If LaTeX was any good, they would have kept their justification alg from '99. Spend more time working—less time talking. Learn GD dummy
I'm 100% serious, I haven't laughed myself to tears in over 2 years—thank you LaTeX lads!!
This
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I want to submit something but don't know what to write.
What does the magazine need? What do you want to see?
I appreciate the sour grape post!!
Make Veeky Forums great again!!
I'm betting the hard workers at pine cone would like to see some fucking talent. If you can't supply any psuedo-profound bullshit short stories don't even bother submitting.
What did he mean by this?
Until when will you accept submissions? I've got a two-page fourth-draft of something, but I'd like to have it be proofread by someone who proofreads all my shit, which can't happen until tomorrow. Is the deadline today? Tomorrow? Next week? Never? Do the chances of being included decrease the closer we get to the deadline?-
Y'all can write about whatever. As long as it shows yr talent.
Nooooope. S'long as it's good.
Just submitted something.
How long does it usually take for these to get done?
If you accept our submission will we get an email? what about rejection?
See
This is a new low for Veeky Forums
this, idiots
THIS
hey pinecone
>Veeky Forums "magazine"
>all "content" is taken from warousu archives and packaged in oversized pdfs
We're currently reading whatever people have sent us.
The email is [email protected].
>No one has heard from them & their website is kill
Not true and very rude!
Honestly this.
Well this is awkward. First off, this person is not from Unpublished. Secondly, our email is "[email protected]."
I am literally confused as to why this is happening. As a zine publisher I think we should work together. Hence why we are reaching out to Pinecone.
I saw her eyes sparkle
Golden blue diamonds,
Her lips moved like
White-silver rubies;
Then her mouth sounded
The following words:
'I love you—...as a friend.'
My heart shrank like
Purple jewels in the sea,
My eyelids sank like
Dark treasures in the ocean,
My head did storm the silence
With the following thoughts:
'I did love her— and she not me,
Is this inevitability?'
And then my mouth opened,
And it said, 'But I love you.'
And she said, 'I know.'
2/10
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"When years past
Th' ears pass,
Stories are heard,
Sadness and mirth."
—Teller
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+4 (y)
1/10
Why do you have to download? Just post it. You can post pdfs on Veeky Forums.
8/10