Open a book

>open a book
>it expects me to read and interpret the meaning of 350,000 words along with their meaning in relation to the words that come before and after

>open a book
>someone has carved out the pages and placed a smaller book inside it
>open the smaller book to see if it's a recursive borgesian parable
>it's just an outdated tourist's guide to argentina

>open book
>silverfish have stolen man's knowledge

What the?! 350,000 words?!

Veeky Forums is fucking dead. My thread on new retro-nihilistic 4th wave feminism in Serbia gets deleted but this thread stays up?

I often come across the same words repeated in a later passage. You would think this makes it easier to read but it just enrages me at the authors laziness.

made me kek

What does nihilistic feminism have to do with Veeky Forums?

Go to /pol/

link?

i guess your spatio temporal distribution of lexical samples wasnt good enough

>can't open a book

kêk

>book expects me to open it but never opens me
entitled piece of shit

>open up to book
>it friendzones me

>close book
>another one opens

>Book doesnt have built in bookmarker
What am I? A machine? I CANT REMEMBER AT WHAT PAGE I LEFT OF

Logically.

kek

>open a book
>forget what to do next

How do I unopen this thing?

>open book in america
>get shot because officer thinks it's a bomb

CTRL ALT DEL my man.

how can one be anything, much less a feminist, and also nihilistic?

>opens book
>its a revolving door

>Opens book
>It expects me to move out its house and live a self reliant life.
Book was actually parents

>open a book
>it was actually a door to a magical world of imagination

Lel

>opens a book
>it's actually a loaded revolver

wtf i hate books now

Delete Page32

>open book
>its explode
Every fucking time

>Open a book
>Close it again
What did I mean by this?

>Book has words on both covers
>Don't know which side I'm supposed to open

>open book
>blurry photograph of a family and a handwritten note falls out
>tinny sounding jingle starts to play
>book is actually a christmas card