Salvaging Shit

Hey Veeky Forums let's say someone bought you a quarter-pounder with cheese and due to your busy schedule you forgot to eat it the day you got it.

A day has passed, the cheese has fused with the meat, the bread is now slightly stale, and the onions have scattered to the four winds.

How do you salvage such an abomination?

Microwave is still your best bet, leave most in place just put some drops of water around the plate and on the bun.

you could also add a quick omelet w/ bacon, onion and garlic.

or

Make a mushroom gravy if you got em (sweat mushies then add them to a reux)

Microwave it for 20 seconds. Or throw it on a cast iron skillet at medium heat, drip a lil water on it or around it, cover with a lid or bowl. Let bottom crisp, the steam will help the bread come alive and the cheese possibly melt?

It's a day old? You're fine dude. I take those burgers camping and backpacking for days. Nothing to worry about

I dont think he's concerned about it killing him, just being half way palatable.

Dude, you could leave one of those on a shelf for a year and it'd still be edible.

Microwave on medium for 40 seconds with a cup of water in microwave.....also, this is one of the few times where drowning the food in ketchup might be called for

personally, i'd just go hungry tbqhfam

I bought a couple of cheeseburgers at mcd's once, ate one and put the other in my coat pocket...then promptly forgot about it...
Couple weeks later, I found a cheeseburger in my pocket...bonus time!!!

Ate it...didn't die, but didn't feel too good for a day or so...

ball it up, dunk it in batter, fry it

next

Throw that shit out and call McDelivery.

Just throw it in the oven. Might even taste better then when you originally bought it

what kind of a life you must live

Throw it in the trash and eat something else since I'm not a hobo and I have food in my house/can afford to buy food when I'm hungry.

You eat a lot of shameful, horrible things on the trail. I once mixed a cold cooked ramen, the remains of a moldy cheese, a six inch meatball sub, and a little bottle of olive oil topped with a packet of mayo.

But this is not the trail. This is real life and OP should just feed it to a hungry dog.

>Find cheeseburger in pocket
>Eat it

I'd just like to know that I have nothing but sympathy for your condition, user

I ate it cold in that exact scenario. Was high af so I didn't care.

>have eaten cold cooked ramen many of times
>cheese is mold
>six inch meatball sub sub is a luxury
>olive oil is good fat
Why do you /cucks/ complain so much?

This.

>How do you salvage such an abomination?
Feed it to my worms, who then feed my garden, which then feeds me.

the fuck else are you going to do with a burger?

Eating those things innawoods is acceptable, just like not showering and wearing the same underwear for a week straight is acceptable, and drinking water that you saw a dog swimming in is acceptable innawoods.
When in civilization, doing these things makes you a bum.

I hope you don't think your growing organic after dumping that chemical saturated garbage in your garden soil.

back when hardees would have cheeseburgs on sale for cheap i would buy a sack full of em and casually munch on them all week long, like eat half of one and throw it back in the sack and pull out another one that's half eaten and nibble on it, and the sack was stored on the dashboard of my truck in 95 degree weather so you didnt have to reheat it, i used to get my jollies by eating discusting trash in front of my coworkers

Blitz it in the blender, toss in a raw egg, some olive oil and water.

Your simply jelly I ended up with a bonus cheeseburger...