It's official Veeky Forums, knives are obsolete.
With the JML Clever Cutter™ you don't even need a chopping board.
Genius.
JML Clever Cutter™
Brody Reyes
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Joseph Parker
It's as though kitchen shears never existed!
Adrian Scott
>cutting cooked chicken
good luck trying to cut anything raw, and dont even try slicing up some fish or a tomato with that thing
Nolan Roberts
The length people will got to to avoid having to learn how to properly handle a kitchen knife (or even, god forbid, sharpen a knife on a whetstone).
Evan Sanders
>not using the forbidden taichi no jutsu to slice the chicken 1000 times mid air before it lands on the plate
Shameful display
Cameron Collins
I've often wondered what imbeciles would buy this kind of shit. Then I remember the modern woman who thinks this will give her the kickstart to cook something.
Levi Johnson
More like the length modern dollar will go to maintain its capacity. Scary times
Jacob Morgan
It's official Veeky Forums, hard surfaces are obsolete.
With the EZCracker™ you don't even need a rim of something.
Genius.
Isaac Jackson
My inlaws got me this for christmas and I threw it into their trashcan at their house that day
Sebastian Morales
Jesus, this makes me so angry I want to drown a litter of puppies
Jeremiah Mitchell
well done
Ryder Thomas
that no-mess egg seperator part in the cutaway is probably the most useful thing, honestly.
Eli Hill
>not showing the "real" commercial
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Hunter Campbell
Is it true Americans buy this?
Justin Howard
I definitely tip my fedora to you. I wish there were more nu-men that had the balls to do that.
Austin Fisher
>I've often wondered what imbeciles would buy this kind of shit.
Disabled people buy them. They don't show disabled people on the ads because they want to keep things positive but all those stupid labour saving inventions which seem pointless are designed for disabled people who cannot do these things normally. The egg cracker seems stupid, unless you only have one usable hand or no fine motor control. The clever cutter is another device for people without fine motor control who can't use a knife. Those stupid blankets that your wear like clothing? Those are for people in wheel chairs. There is an entire industry of disability products which are marketed in a cheesy way so people don't feel ashamed when they buy them.
Easton Thompson
My problem with the snuggie was it was made with super cheap fabric. If it was made out of something a little nicer it would have been comfy as heck.
Brandon Cox
Oh well, that explains it. Let's setup a structure whereby we can sell shit that lasts a couple of months to really vulnerable people for 5 times the price it cost us to produce. Then we can have easter sunday, where all our sins are forgiven, and monday is another day.
Bentley Fisher
How do you poop while wearing one of those?
Levi Sullivan
do you shit with a normal blanket on you?
Zachary Long
I don't wear my normal blanket around the house.