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Jacob Cooper
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Brayden Hughes
My alltime fav: people drinking full glasses of water compilation
Noah Miller
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Mason Lee
Do Americans really eat this?
Brayden Taylor
No. It's from an SNL
you know what fuck you
Nathaniel Anderson
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Mason Collins
This cakes look like shit.
Jonathan Bell
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Zachary Carter
We eat similar things yea, but we never go beyond two layers. The gloopy cheese and deep fried gordita pita is spot on. Then for the second course we'll have pizza hut pizzas.
I have a high metabolism though, and my fitness app tells me I need more calories and fat in my diet due to the physical activity I do at work, so sometimes I have to force myself to pig out on cheesy buttery things. This balances out the 240% in sugary carbs I eat in the morning like sugars and those complete peanut butter cookies. I never fluctuate past 130 pounds anyway on my fruit diet, so when I'm stoned I can eat whatever the hell I want.
Isaiah Flores
i meant to say that I eat donuts for breakfast, not that it matters really
Robert Harris
First few looked like gaudy garbage. Some of the later ones were alright
Angel Brown
My nigga
Jonathan Roberts
I'd last 30 seconds at this job,before becoming a double amputee.
Angel Thomas
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Jackson Russell
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David Nguyen
Why is my food running away
Dominic Ortiz
I don't even
Ryder Ortiz
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John Wright
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Parker Thomas
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Mason Russell
what is this?
Dylan Phillips
no thanks im not hungry
Ian Nelson
mushrooms with shit piled on top I think
Cooper Gomez
just remember
if we have the capacity to design and program one of these systems for livestock, we have that same capacity for humans
stay safe in the future
Charles Hill
i fuckin love water
Jose Lopez
fuck pigs
William Kelly
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Henry Perry
what on fucking earth
>cooking prosciutto
is this a parody of Tasty?
Ryan Jackson
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Nicholas Cooper
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Zachary Williams
Do the saws that jam when they detect flesh work on dead meat?
Landon Miller
No, they jam because there's an electrical signal and I don't think dead pigs have that
Jacob Martinez
Got a partial for that
Daniel Jenkins
I thought it was moisture
Jaxson Kelly
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Kayden Green
The ones that Ive seen work by running a small current through the blade and jamming when they detect a change in that current, i.e. the blade has come into a contact with a conductive material, like flesh. Most demos you find on youtube are shown being tested on hotdogs.
Ryder Scott
Lol'd at your nonchalance
Jayden Collins
... I'm not sure if that is a snake or eel.
Eli Carter
is it actually alive or just doing that thing where it writhes liek crazy long after death and also while it boils?
Luke Morris
I need to marry her. She can eat like a king and remains skinny as a princess.
Alexander Allen
>that rusty old mandolin
>that bubbling oil right behind him
>that no gloved mandolin usage
Jose Martin
it's moving around from the heat, it's dead.
Mason Anderson
I laughed way to hard at this.
Michael Scott
Nice!
Christopher Brooks
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Angel Butler
She would destroy your toilet every night.
Juan Wilson
As long as she remains thin and eats that much I'm all good. She can use the first floor restroom.
Jacob Perry
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Henry Wilson
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Chase Myers
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Oliver Perez
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Ryan Adams
She died of sodium poisoning not long after.
Asher Martinez
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Elijah Bailey
This bitch is going to shit the largest Big Mac Hotpocket EVER!!!
Matthew Phillips
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Ian Thompson
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Lincoln Long
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Xavier Hughes
I saw something simular on a UFO when i was a youth but with humans. I fucking shit you not.
Ryan Hughes
So, uh. Sauce?
Aaron Brown
Cream i think.
David Green
You're thinking of the game Prey
Adrian Gutierrez
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Asher Richardson
I would've paid to be a fly on the wall when she dropped a huge dump after that
Zachary Myers
Funny you say this, i have a friend who has had some shit happen to him too and when i told him about my experiances he said the same thing about pray, it sounded like a good game but looks like a doom rip off.
Nathaniel Green
Gigalo here, I've been paid to eat shit out of fat womans arsehole. Not as good as you think.
That scene from south park when Cartman is glued to WOW is more like it.
Nathaniel Hall
is that guy a homosexual at all?
if not, that stuff must have tasted really bad
Henry Perez
This looks like it been photoshopped, how is it possible to suck up them things like that?
Joseph Campbell
oh good, nothing I like more than people touching my ice with their hands
Brandon Allen
>paid to eat shit
how much?
Kevin Turner
£200 pounds per pop (poop)
Joseph Parker
You only really get ill from eating your own shit than eating other peoples. I tend to starve myself beforehand as that way it makes it a little more palatable.
It's the lawyer/doctor types who like to do this for some reason.
I have a few school teachers who ask for me to piss on there tits.
Aiden Roberts
Then you could never cut anything that needed blade coolant
That seems like it would trigger on dead flesh
Henry Perez
look close to her mouth, piece of that shit is stretched out like a string
James Nelson
Even tho it is not pure, I like the water on the right side. I would drink it any time.
Carter Phillips
>I would drink it any time
Luis Cox
Clear, frozen water is the 2nd best kind of water.
Jace Bailey
A lot of work for a simple drink. This shit better tastes like heaven.
Michael Taylor
nigger
Thomas Reyes
that is a fucking disgrace
Oliver Bennett
poor clear, stuffed ball of ice
getting smashed like that
brutal af
Xavier Campbell
why wouldn't you just make a Bloody Mary and eat the grilled cheese sandwiches?
what the fuck is wrong with you yank cunts
Noah Evans
nice
saw something new
Anthony Gutierrez
Yuck!
Austin Wilson
Eel, it has a tailfin
Henry Gonzalez
Is that skin used for anything?
Julian Russell
WHAT THE FUCK
Ayden Diaz
Keeping that fishes gut in place
Jayden Hill
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Julian Richardson
Did they really put kraft slices on it?
Evan Peterson
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Asher Collins
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Jaxon Brown
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Robert Taylor
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Elijah Roberts
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Zachary Perez
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Jordan Williams
have fun cleaning that up, lol.
Aaron Martinez
Do people really find this funny?
Anthony Davis
I find the fact that he repeatedly got food poisoning for weeks afterwards pretty funny.
Otherwise, no.
Easton Martinez
it's just a 12year old kid trying to be funny
or it is a fat ameritard
but then again
most of the time there is not much difference regarding intellectual levels
Jose Perez
What the fuck is that slop?