Pick up burger

>pick up burger
>it falls apart

don't pick it up in the first place then ya dingus

It's those motherfucking brioche buns.

If you assholes stopped whining about "food meme" like sriracha and pretzel buns and actually paid attention to the real shitty food trends, like brioche buns, we wouldn't be on the verge of WWIII right now!

...but I want to eat it, what the fuck am I supposed to do

knife and fork

>

ask stupid questions and you'll get stupid answers

Ignatius pls

I hate you

you don't even know me

>eat a burger
>it's dry

Burgers tend to fall apart when you bring up 9/11.

is this a thinly veiled PUA thread?

>tfw the broth has no flavor

what's wrong with brioche buns? i like brioche buns.

How fat are you?

is it necessary to eat a thing regularly before you can say you like it?

If your burger falls apart when you pick it up, it's your own damn fault for putting so much superfluous shit on it.

Nothing is wrong with them. Pretentious meme faggots got to meme about something.

>implying anyone on this board knows how to make their own hamburger

Why would I when Micky Dee's does it so cheeply for me.

Nothing, best buns imo, nice and soft.
The real crime here is overloading burgers.
Id rather have 2 that stay together than 1 tower that falls apart.

>eat potato chips
>fingers get greasy

I know enough sunshine

> murrican bread
> murrican
> bread

You don't say.

Now where could my pipe wrench be?