Is this the god of snacks?

Is this the god of snacks?

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Yes

If this is the god of snacks, who is the snack goddess?

eat chocolate coating
unroll the cake
lick up all the cream
eat the cake

>eating processed garbage

they always look so much better than they taste. Even if we were talking "non perishable gas station snack league" I think raspberry cheese danish would probably win.

Nutty bars are better

I never understood how or why the 'icing' is so waxy. But then there is a lot I dont understand about snack cake chemistry.

Like most snack cakes, I think they suck on their own but light right up with a cup of coffee.

Beware of things calling themselves Steusel or coffee cake. I found some that were just practically cake topped with sugar. As in just sugar mixed with cinnamon. Literally crunching on granulated sugar that was the faux "crumb"

The Swedish way of eating a swiss roll

You're the sort of monster who licks the cream off before dipping the oreo.

I heard you've been talking shit, user.

a lesser version of the best snack ho-hos

literally all food is processed in some way

my nigga

That's some kinky foreplay

after not eating those for a year i tried them again and they taste like a disgusting sugar bomb with a bizarre flavor.

Heretic

yfw mom puts this bullshit in your lunch

Fucking plebeians, move aside, best snack coming through.

For me it's the ding dong

hmm recipe for homemade swiss roll anyone?

>go to the store
>buy a pack of swiss rolls
>take them out and put them on a baking sheet
>bake at 300 degrees for 1 minute
>dust with powdered sugar
>serve with milk in a wine glass

i meant like a chocolate sheet cake recipe + marshmallow (?) filling.

its some sort of whipped cream, not marshmallow, if i remember correctly

Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said...

>am Swiss
>never heard of swiss rolls
>Google it
>not originated in Switzerland
lmao, reminds me of a 'Swiss' burger that I saw on a menu (in a restaurant on vacation). That burger had not a single Swiss ingredient, it had mozzarella

maybe the cheese was swiss?

like I said it was mozzarella.

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My nigger. Freezing these are top tier

what are you gonna do about it? go to war with us?

relax, it's just funny to me, is that not allowed or what?

It's just a smaller processed version of the chocolate roulade AKA Bûche de Noël or Yule Log. Making it yourself is fun and they taste amazing:
seriouseats.com/recipes/2008/12/jacques-torres-buche-de-noel-recipe.html
youtube.com/watch?v=zmKjOdNLV-4

This is the best chocolate snack cake. I like to pop them into the microwave until they are barely still solid and then eat them with a spoon.

MY FUCKING NIG

For me it's the zebra cake.

I like these because they tend to be pretty cheap. Makes big-brand candy look like theft in comparison.

The only man here with any sense

>that moist, thicc, processed chemical brownie
So fuckin good

Maybe if you didn't insult my culture I could relax

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Can't believe how wrong everyone is.

Trips confirm

Tasty indeed but no way they are #1

>All this good shit I'm tryna eat less of

I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY LEG NIGGAS BUT YOU MAKIN ME CONSIDER THE WHEELCHAIR LIFE

red Zingers with a tall cold glass of whole milk.

so close
yet still wrong

the patty was most likely prepared using by swissing.

These would be good if they didn't have the fucking glazing on it.

>prepared using by swissing.

Sorry I'm drunk. What I'm trying ot say is it's like swiss steak.

>the only correct option

I'm getting diabetes just by entering this thread

Dude every time i eat those shit all day

These are absolute garbage now.

I think I'd probably vomit if I ate one of those again.

When I was a kid I'd take a couple of those to the deer stand for snacking purposes.

> You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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I'd like to nut in her bar

Use these to get some pussy by offering it to them, works ever time I swear.

What is this some kind of chocolate coated wafer ensemble?

>Hog bait

Only the pink ones are good.

because it contains carnuaba wax

>little debbie
>hostess
Why do you fags have such shit taste in food?
eat a fucking Tastykake

I just throw out dried corn and 4 front asses show up at my door per week.

Is that a jojo reference?

Good choice.

Your culture is based around swiss rolls, what?

I'd help you against them any given time my dear swiss neighbor