Jesus Wept

>last dorito

Yeah dude Kayne is a genius.

You're right. That is powerful.

*Kanye sorry

What is it about women suffering that is so erotic

"Love loves to love love." - JJ

Oh wait, you said gut-wrenching. idk

>I don't think anyone is going to be able to give you a sincere answer to the prompt 'name a gut-wrenching two word English sentence'
Never worn.

>dichotomy

tfw no gf

Timshel.

"Woulds't thou like to live deliciously?"

There's a three-word sentence in my novel that's a doozy. Haven't finalised her name but it'll go something like 'Poor Jane Doe.'

(it's a hammerblow in context)

Holy... I want more for you to commit suicide than I do for you to finish what will inevitably be an abortion of a novel.

Holy... I want more.

Kek

Call me Ishmael.

>using literally for no reason

just fuck off my board

I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED

>just fuck off my board
>my board

Easy there, Reddit.

Lo-lee-turd

"Fuck you!"

>the sentence in OP isn't a translation

Anyway, not quite as short, but considering it's an entire chapter of a novel, I think it's worth posting.

>My mother is a fish.

>Advertising for some shitty board

Leave my board

There's nothing "gut wrenching" about it.

>Jesus emoted.
*flips out*

>muh Faulkner

Fuck off. He's a hack.

All fades.
- me just now hehehehe check it out memento mori bitches

My mother is a fish.

For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn

So it goes.

...

Pleb opinion.

why is jesus a girl?

Came here to post that

I made your mother weep, with my penis

OF LOVING (OF LOVING)

I MISS YOU

Horrendous posts.

here's a (you)

>Wardine be cry

Don't respond to me, just change your ways.

People still reproduce.

Okay.

Quand Marie Antoinette Reine de France et Oscar capitaine de la garde royale se rencontrent pour la derniere fois:
>Adieu...

Okay.

She didn't remember.

mom died

Okay.

"No."

>Jack, I swear...

Mithras became

jesus is an 8 year old mexican-american boy. he was playing on a swing set in arizona when on of the chains broke and he was dumped on the ground. jesus wept.
you're easily impressed op.

ΘΘ
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t. sub-100 IQ 19 year olds

>Jesus wept
>in the history of English

For what it's worth, in the original Greek the sentence is three words, seven syllables, and the cadence lacks the punch of the English
Conversely there are places in the Bible where the force of the original is minimized in English
Ultimately none of this is a deal breaker of course

>Trump won.

Dank MeMes

youtube.com/watch?v=lnMUVxELlhE

WITH NOBODY TO LOVE

Golden Retriever.

This. You don't have to be pro hillary or bernie for this to destroy any faith you had in your country.

Okay.

>"Wew, lads."

What is it in the original Greek?

Ἐδάkρυσεν ὁ Ἰησοῦς

>Was Blacked

>Mom BLACKED

>Jesus Wept
>short and gut wrenching

you are like little Latinized baby, watch this:

HWÆT.

>butthurt LIBERAL

You are the fourth in command, the third second and first are already dead. You haven't heard word from the back in 3 days, and you haven't had anything to eat or drink for as long either. You've all been sleeping in the remnants of fortifications now pounded into mulch and mud by artillery, in short shifts, to the sound of germans massing their forces just a few hundred meters away. You will be the one to give the order to these men
>affix bayonets

>science wept

>tips fedora

>My diary, to be desu

Sounds more like a butthurt conservative.

I have no reason to be butthurt, really. If I was a liberal, I surely would

no u

You don't understand.

The comment: "You don't have to be pro Hillary or Bernie for this to destroy any faith you had in your country." implies that there are now already those on the right who having regrets.

The wealthy liberals and the psychotic fascists are the only ones who are really into this guy anymore.
Many who identify as "liberal" aren't really.

How is that gut wrenching?

depends on if you're using the classical or modern definition of liberal. most people don't even know there is a distinction between the two.

That's a Britbong distinction referring to when the Liberal Party became social democratic under Asquith before WWI. Means nothing for Americans.

>Jesus fell on his face

It isn't.

>he hasn't read Moby Dick

Just get off my Veeky Forums.

Incorrect.

>For you.

That's much better than the English.

"and you, Brutus?"

Wardine be cry

He can weep on - you, his faithful have abandoned him.

Your ceremonies are half-hearted, and your ardour is dead.

Well that he is just a dead con-man, for weep he would.

>Is.

okay