Hello Veeky Forums uni fag here

Hello Veeky Forums uni fag here.
What are some fast cooking meats that i can put along with my noodles, so that all i have to do is put boiling water on it and it cooks along with the noodles?

Im thinking dehydrated meat but i dont know where i can get hold of that stuff.
Also would prawns work?

Also what are some spices to make it taste better? (asides from the seasoning that comes in the packet)

Have you tried shoving a few chopsticks up your ass?

Beef jerkey. Use the seasoning packet that comes with the jerkey

Rotisserie chicken if you're that lazy

probably would have to put something really thin and pre-cooked, i'm not sure boiling water from a cup o noodles could do that much cooking

sauce on this woman now

Why do I get a porn-y feeling from this picture?

That's Laura. She's a 14 year old baker from a small town in North Dakota.

>dehydrated meat

Buy a shitload of those different packages of dried fish and seafood at your asian market. Throw a couple handfulls into whatever soup or pasta dish you're making. Excellent protein and calcium with very little trouble.

>What are some fast cooking meats that i can put along with my noodle
pick up some sluts

>seasoning packet that comes with the jerkey (sic)

What fucking seasoning packet? Jerky is marinated with spices and then dried. Does American jerky really come with seasoning?

Do Americans really eat this?

Are yuros this dumb? That went right over your head.

>yuros
are you sure you're replying to the right person?

we prefer fresh food
thus we don't now much about dry packages

I can't tell whether that girl is 12 or 20.

Closer to 12 I would have thought, but I'm no expert on these matters.

Whatever pit stain country user happens to be from today. The seasoning packet, was pic related. He was telling OP to eat silica beads with his noodles. Like he wanted OP to harm himself or something.

I'm in my 40s. I'm used to wrinkled women with stretch marks, prime peaches confuse me at this point in my life, I always assume they're underage.

You're a retard if you didn't think I knew that.

I'm only a decade behind you and it's starting to confuse me too, pal

>I was just pretending to be retarded

>tfw you will never bake with your cute daughter

I want to die

>tfw no gf that bakes cake for you

literly this we dont eat 8 year old chemical processed food substitutes like you dumbmericans always do

Ham?

Slightly unrelated to the question, but have you tried making Chinese hotpot before? It's literally having a boiling pot of water sitting on your table as you throw thinly sliced raw meats and vegetables into it. Cooks really quick but it's slow to set up and serves many people.

>>water

No.

>derf derf, jerky is an american creation.

thanks mate
u got her address and her volleyball practice timetable?
thanks!