>drinking from a glass with ice
>ice falls forward right as the drink gets to my mouth and spills it all over myself
Drinking from a glass with ice
have some ice cubes to cool down a bit
>wears white shirt
>will inevitably stain it
every time
wouldn't have happened if you just drank a pure glass of water with ice
>ask for no ice
>waitress looks at me like I'm trying to get every penny out of a meal I possibly can
>just don't want a diluted beverage and ice is superfluous as the liquid is already cold anyways
the ice is there to keep it cold dumb fuck
the liquid has been chilled for hours. I'm not gonna take a half to drink my beverage, so I don't need ice.
ice cubes are often made from tainted tapwater
*half hour
>thinks the amount of time a drink has been kept cold is proportional to the amount of time it stays cold under room temperature
just wow
>waitress looks at me like I'm trying to get every penny out of a meal
why is she doing that?
is it because you are?
I mean it's chilled. The hours part was just to get the point across that it's at a temperature cold enough to not ice.
The time it remains chilled depends on your climate and also depends if you are inside or outside.
Use a straw dipass
>wears white shirt
Why would you do that if you can't even drink properly?
>drinking from a straw
>sneeze
>head rockets forward and a chunk of throat meat gets lodged in there
How does the physical location (asides temperature) affect the temperature of the beverage?
You should use a straw. If a straw is not appropriate in the current establishment then they should keep your glass full enough that you aren't sucking the last 1ml of water in a cup half full with ice. Tip accordingly
>be fat as a motherfucker
>hang out on Vietnamese cat cooking board
>lust for every drop of cola
>pop lid, rotate beef roast hand as it holds 128oz of diet coke
>some spills
>shit post about it because mom won't answer her phone and listen to you bitch.
Pressure matters too. A common thermodynamics exam question asks if a glass of ice water on a mountain (high elevation) is the same temperature as a glass of ice water at sea level.
I won't tell you faggots the answer, though.
Clearly I meant inside or outside, as said.
Instead you just went off on some science rant.
>hearty kek/10
True
I always tend to forget that and end up with molten ice and a warm drink.
It's frustrating.
learn how to drink properly
this
HOW OFTEN DO YOU SNEEZE DIPHEAD
Maybe he is allergic to something in whatever he drinks when he sneezest?
Allright allright. Could be. But if yoy know you are allergic then dont order it. Or ask for a new different drink
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