Does anyone actually read on this board? I see 0 evidence of it

Does anyone actually read on this board? I see 0 evidence of it.

>coming on Veeky Forums for anything other than shitposting

No, the Schopenhauer thread earlier proved it if there still was any doubt.

Every time I try to read I get bored and post on Veeky Forums instead.

>Does anyone actually read on this board?

Don't worry, I read for the whole board

Hope this is bait, quality over quantity user

No, nobody actually reads books anymore you moron. It's the 21st century, we only read lists of several things connected to one another with one particular item being something that will leave us speechless. A novel is 1,000 words long.

I've been reading a fair bit since 2012.

I read Wikipedia entries.

How many?

Hundreds every week. I think they've made me dumber but I can make smalltalk about any book you could think of and spout fun trivia, makes the ladies think I'm not a pseud.

I'm reading your shitposting right now faggot

Hi cliff

i read your post so checkmate

You sound like me, but books instead of firearms.

quick notification that DFW memes are weak memes

>>>reddit

my diary desu

Everyone is always talking about desu, but what about nightsu?

I suppose if i memed DFW youd all be patting me on the back

I cannot read or write

You don't actually think desu is pronounced /deJsuː/, right?