Is my wife a degenerate?

I've done that with cheddar slices

>autust
>no job then
>get divorce
>gain half of finances that wife earned
>live large

Sounds like not too bad of an idea.

I'm torn between

1) At least she tried cooking, unlike 90% of Amerifats

and

2)How can you fuck something up so bad without fucking it up on purpose

I lean towards 1) though to be honest, because the first time I cooked at 18 for a girlfriend, I actually did something very similar because it was the only cooking I had ever been taught or around (poor white trash)

>ketchup mixed with shitty chicken noodle soup
>calls it chili
>she serves this abomination and your upset about the cheap sandwich cheeze

You both are made for each other tbqh. Both of you are shit and should be ashamed.

Where's the cornbread?

>he eats canned chef boyardee spaghetti
>he puts American cheese on canned spaghetti
>he takes pictures of his food
>he lies about having a wife
>he shitposts on Veeky Forums
>he is OP

Is that spaghetti in there? I mean, if you're poor or from a flyover state, that's pretty normal, but if you live in a first-world-state then yes, you're wife is a pleb and you should look for someone better to make a bowl of red for you.

This

It looks like she served you a bowl of ketchup with some chunks of cooked ground beef...

The cheese looks like the best part of your meal, my dude.

>It looks like she served you a bowl of ketchup with some chunks of cooked ground beef...

So she basically did more than 95% of stay at home "housewifes" would do.....he should be happy.......the sad part is my numbers probably aren't a joke

>granite countertop
>solo cup
>American cheese slice
>being housepoor in 2017
Kek just because the bank approves you for $300k doesn't mean you have to spend it all user

Aggressively teach her to cook well. If she still can't or won't cook better than that after thorough teaching and a stern talking-to, then you can divorce her.

It's not great, but not divorce level. A lot of it depends on age. When you grow up in america and processed cheese type products are ubiquitous, and you're very young, you will naturally grab a slice and slap it on a dish when you want "cheese" but have nothing else.

Having said that, I have done the same thing with homemade chili and in a weird way, kind of liked it. The "cheese" sort of drips off of your spoon. Nowadays, I usually shred Gouda or crumble queso fresco in it, though.

the chili looks like shit, but the kraft single isn't what fucked it up.

hell, if you'd put it in the microwave to make it melty it would have been downright good. or better yet, pour the chili into a skillet, slap several kraft singles on top, and then put it in the oven on broil for a minute to get a nice cheese crust on top

OP here. We are both 25.

>t woman

For one thing, pre-shredded cheese is barely better than Kraft singles you baboon. Just give in and use the can of Easy Cheese like I know you really want to instead of complaining about this shit on Veeky Forums while your wife's on /adv/ right now like "I made him the shittiest dinner imaginable, I don't know how to send him a clearer message that I'm sleeping with other people."

Second, why the fuck are you eating spaghetti in your chili? You on an all-church-potluck-food diet? Did you have this with a side of lil' smokies and a dollop of oreo salad? Did you wash it down with a Dixie cup of off-brand Kool-Aid you fuckin' yokel?

That counter top is vinyl, look at the edge.

>Gouda

babbys first "cheese" after graduating from "process single cheese product"

Gouda is the ultimate meme that is seldom mentioned

Shredded muenster goes really fucking well with a thick chili

>bongs are too stupid to own knives and need illustrations to tell them how to properly drive drunk

Says a lot about the over all food culture.

Sad but true

>tfw if I were to ever find a woman willing to deal with me I'd probably only be able to cook tendies for her

That chilli looks abysmal. It's not hard to make good chilli.

Here's how you do it.

Take some diced beef, or dice up some leftover roast beef. If you're using uncooked beef, sear it in a pan until it's browned for a few minutes, then add to a pot/slow cooker, etc.

Then dice up some onions and garlic, slowly fry them on a low heat until soft and brown, then add them to the pot.

Take some dried chillis and peppercorns and grind them up/dice them up. Toast them for a few minutes, and add to the pot. Do the same for a fair few uncooked fresh chillis, depending on how hot you want it. I suggest quite a few and different varieites. Dice them up fine and add them to the pot. Add in a generous amount of cumin and cayenne powder, or freshly grind some yourself to the pot.

If you want to, add in a tin or two of diced tomatoes and a tin of kidney beans. Some people like it without tomatoes and beans, I like to add it, your choice.

Add a tin, or a mug or water. And then let it simmer until thickened and most of the fluid has evaporated. Obviously if it has tomatoes in it, it'll take longer than without. Typically seven hours in a slowcooker or three to four hours in a pan on a stove on low seems to work, but use your judgement.

If you want to have guacomole with it, take an avocado, add a diced clove of garlic, a diced onion, chopped coriander, lots of salt and lemon juice, put it in a pan or a bowl and using a potato masher, mash the shit out of it until it gets to the consistency you want.

Typically I like to have my chilli either with rice and rocket with sour cream, in a burrito with guac, a little rice, sour cream and rocket or just have with guac and sour cream and eat it with tortilla chips. But do what you want.

Obsessed.

It's 'overall.'

>ultimate meme
>seldom mentioned

How can it be a "meme" if it's seldom mentioned?

Its roomtemp. Anything warmer and OP cries like a bitch

>bongs are too stupid to own knives
What do you mean?
>They need advice on how to drive drunk
That's not what the picture says, and it has no indication of being for bongs.

>>bongs are too stupid to own knives
>What do you mean?

Really makes the spaghetti in my old noodle bowl on me shoulders twist around a bit

>made chili for dinner
>there's fucking spaghetti in it

kill yourself right now OP

Cooking is easy as fuck dude. Just look up a recipe on the internet and follow it. The more you do that you will gain a better natural sense of how to put things together. It's not hard.

That "chili" is a fucking disgrace so I can't blame her for putting anything at all on it to cover up the taste.

>>>bongs are too stupid to own knives

And yet Shitskins in Bongland have no shortage of knives to stab the knife less Britbongs.

Irony.

Oh, sorry you couldn't buy that cutlery while you were on holiday here

/thread

>keeping American cheese in your house
Divorce your head from your neck

>no indication of being for bongs

Leave your village some time. You might find out that it's the 21st century and nobody but you thinks bongland is the center of the universe.

Forget the cheese who the fuck made the chilli?

>"hahaha y-you're underage!"
>bong can't even argue that he's too stupid to own a knife so he has to deflect
Not even the guy you were replying to, but that's some funny shit right there, m8.

cheese slices and preshredded cheese are both degenerate

Obese.

yes
there's nothing in a relationship or marriage for the man. the best you can do is come out even.

> Cincinnatian posting a picture of their nasty skyline chili believes his wife committed sacrilege by putting a kraft single on it.

It doesn't matter how badly your wife "fucked it up". That shit is NOT chili to begin with.

>ywn cook for a cute shut in NEET that wants too cook for you but is too stupid and afraid to
>ywn feel the love they have for you and the awkward ways of showing it
Stop making me feel feels user i came here to make fun of chili

Why are there noodles in that chilli user

>spaghetti noodles in chili

Too stupid to own a knife? What the fuck are you talking about? I own lots of knives, and so does everyone I know. Go back to your dirt farm cletus

who does this
what the fuck
this is insultingly bad

This man knows

If that's your chili unironically kill yourself.

I think he was making fun of British knife laws, like that shown in

Where'd this "britbongs don't own knives" meme come from, anyway? I mean I know you guys can't legally buy a BB gun, let alone a firearm, but I've never heard of knives being illegal before. Is this something your muslim overlords have recently instituted for you?

They're not "illegal", but you do have to be 18 to buy one. And that even extends to butter knives and other basic tableware.

Also, I don't recall the specifics but you are very restricted in what kind of a knife you can carry on your person.

>have to be 18 to even buy a butter knife

Holy shit! When I was growing up in the Land of Corporate Freedom every kid I knew had at least a pocket knife and most of us wore Buck knives on our belts.

what makes her a degenerate is when she texts me to come over and pump my goo in her ass.

By the way, sorry i left your seat up. I mean.. we both know you sit when you pee, so if you slipped and fell and your ass hit the water, yeah. my bad. I'll try to put it down next time.

Wohoho, doooooooooood. Suvageeeee

>For one thing, pre-shredded cheese is barely better than Kraft singles you baboon. Just give in and use the can of Easy Cheese like I know you really want to instead of complaining about this shit on Veeky Forums while your wife's on /adv/ right now like "I made him the shittiest dinner imaginable, I don't know how to send him a clearer message that I'm sleeping with other people."

Best laugh I've had all day.

You can carry any knife on you as long as it's not a switchblade or a push dagger as long as you've got it for a reason. Or a three inch pocket knife wherever you want for no reason.

And you can own BB guns, air rifles, shotguns, rifles, a variety of pistols through various means.

I think the appropriate response is "kill it with fire"

READ YOU STUPID NIGGER READ

what the fuck are there noodles doing in that 'chilli' user? divorce, absolutely. jesus christ.

It's also a meme that we can't buy guns, m8. It's just harder to get a license and our culture doesn't revolve around guns

>as you've got it for a reason
What if you just want to carry one and dont have a reason? will they confiscate it?

Not trying to be a dick, I'm genuinely curious

>will they confiscate it?
Yes. And throw you in prison.

I think you're memeing me but I dont know enough about Bongland to dispute you.

How dare you call that chili? Spaghetti and cheese in chili? Where are the beans? Beef? Onions?

Divorce? You should do humanity a favor and make sure this woman doesn't spread those genes, hire a hitman.

that's so sad.. FeelsBadMan