Which one do you pick up first?

Which one do you pick up first?

None because I would use a knife and fork

the lime.

You're hired

The bonita waitress with the big nalgas.

I scoop out and eat the meat with a spoon and then wipe my mouth with the corn napkins, as is customary. Then I put a lime slice in my mouth to make it look like I have green teeth, as entertainment for the other dinner guests.

What's so special about common table manners?

What's the purpose of the second tortilla? I always remove it when I get these.

Insurance

First one gets soggy due to meat and lime

Second one makes sure it stays a taco

Then they should cook the tortillas more. Corn Tortillas should be crispy not floppy.

>soft corn tortillas should be crispy

The one on the right.

I just realized I always eat my tacos starting with the furthest on the right, and work to the left. This is probably because I'm right handed.

the tab.

>two shells

Are Americans so fat, they think they need twice the carbs?

Why are Americans just so dumb and fat

The right one because I'm right handed.

I'd take you out senpai

>all hispanics do this
OBSESSED

really? i'm right handed but i finish my tacos from left to right...do you guys start your sentences at the end and right left?

Did you just assume I'm not Japanese?

>cilantro
I send it back, because I specifically asked for none of this nasty shit.

The coriander as I pick it out bit by bit from my food

No, you're supposed to take half the toppings out and have 6 tacos instead of 3

>He's never actually cooked a corn tortilla

I pick up all three and take a bite out of all of them.

God is good with this user

Mexicans are Americans, goofus. They're even North Americans.

you mean the cilantro you retarded fuck?

No we aren't. We're just Mexican.

Confirmed for uneducated, stupid faggot.

Neither have you done so correctly.

Why are weebposters always so shit in everything.

Pinche idiota

> a grown adult who watches anime and saves pictures of female drawings so he can masturbate to it.

Left to right masterrace

Whats with the white corn double tortillas

Because its best that way. It holds up the taco in case the juice gets through the first one and its just perfect. You are obviously a shitty white faggot who doesnt accept that anything other than tacobell as tasty mexican food.

REEEEEE

>shells

You chose wisely puto.

>Americans

Topkek

>coriander

maricon

>More Calcium
>Stronger taco
>If you enjoy the flavor then that's also a plus
>Shells

He's correct, fry that tortilla and we have you good little taco. Somehow Mexican restaurants all decided to call themselves cantinas and got lazy in the kitchen

>Somehow Mexican restaurants all decided to call themselves cantinas and got lazy in the kitchen

To be honest, being lazy is the definition of a Mexican.

>the plate
Then
>the bin

Whichever one is lengua

The best way to use that lime is to squirt it between the tortilla pieces.

Because food that's meant to be eaten with the hand is meant to be dumped down your shirt. Or drunk like some fat Texan.

Who's got that webm of the limes being squirted on everything?

this dude is out of control

beat me to it but when you're right, you're right

Gee Bill, three tacos?