>not owning a juicero
Absolute plebians
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Not owning a juicero
Joshua Rogers
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Joshua White
What the fuck did I just watch
Logan Young
That is the stupidest piece of single purpose garbage that I have ever seen
700 dollars for a wifi connected juicer that requires single serve packs that are 5 bucks a piece
Only a literal retard would ever think of buying this
Colton Wilson
i emailed the richest friend I had in college to see if she had one.
yup. this is a product for people who have seasonal furniture and house staff whose only job is to manage the other house staff.
Jacob Fisher
Also it doesn't do anything
It doesn't do anything
You can just squeeze the bag
Kevin Hall
>Not posting the best part
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Lucas Cooper
5 bucks a piece? holy shit why don't you just buy it from a juice shop at that point, probably would be fresher than this plastic bag shit
Luke Barnes
Nigger do you not understand that this is COLD PRESS juice?
Your hands are fuckin warm and shit. If you use anything other than the Juicero juice press system then you are LITERALLY ruining your juice.
Easton Flores
i'd love for someone to cut open a bag before it is squeezed at all, then strain the contents and compare that side by side with a squeezed glass.
Jayden Williams
So what's the actual technology here? A mechanical press with WiFi?
Adrian Reyes
No. The real technology is in that packaging. Just look at that sexy fucking box.
Alexander Powell
>$400 (after a $300 price cut) for a juice bag squeezer (can't even juice fruits or vegetables)
>can hand-squeeze the bags because they're fucking bags
>DRM for juice
Nolan Russell
coming from someone who owns a $400 juicer..
holy fucking shit
Elijah Gomez
Can somebody please call me a newfag and tell me I fell for a joke video. I refuse to believe this is real
Adam Cooper
i bet it doesn't have wifi connectivity though
Henry Wilson
no, but it makes hummus like a boss
Joshua Sullivan
plebeians*
Eli Sanchez
You spent all your money on one didn't you?
James Gutierrez
Silicon Valley needs to be nuked from orbit.
On that note, I guess smoothies and juices are all the rage now? Maybe I should try one someday. But really, this is for "busy" people with too much money who don't have the time to eat a fucking fruit everyday, right?
Connor Clark
what about this $500 tortilla pod machine?
Nicholas Parker
>california accent that suddenly slips into spanish whenever she says tortilla
this hurt to watch
Isaac Flores
>Doug Evans
Hey, it's that activated almonds guy that spends 45 dollars a fuckin' -day- on his 'Day on a Plate'.
I prefer the Milky Bars and Just Screaming myself. So very many spiders!
Landon Ward
If you have the dough, why not flatten it and cook it yourself?
Ryder Brown
How bout we just wait a few months for sales to decline, and then round up and torture and kill anyone who purchased one? How 'bout it Veeky Forums? We could make a vast compendium of cannibalism memes out of their bodies. One person could do a Jack parody, a reviewbrah parody, we could put their eyes in a retro jell-o mold, authentic deep dish, trick Guy Fieri into eating human flesh, tendies, "beef" wellington, the possibilities are endless. Veeky Forums would be legendary. finally it would be our time. "food gore" threads would never be the same.
Dylan Lewis
Bad goy.
Anthony Evans
it looks like it has 2 ports for fucking though
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cutting bag: 1:30
'juicer': 2:00
Luke James
This isn't real, is it?
Dominic Kelly
>"juicer" with a subscription service
>keurig for tortillas
How about a $1,500 smart toaster oven full of glitches?
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Gavin Torres
Its one thing if you buy fruit and then and juices it but fucking packs of juice filled with added sugar is not what i was looking forward too
Caleb Smith
The subscription based ideas presented in this thread are laughable. However, this is actually a legitimate idea.
I take it they didn't execute very well though.
Christopher Young
Thats Pete Evans
It is the comany has recieved $120 million in investment
Nicholas Baker
Kayden Wilson
People are saying that we aren't in a tech bubble.
I know it. You know it. We all know it.
Hunter Wright
>artisan
Asher Gonzalez
Dr Oz loves it, Gwyneth Paltrow's site named it invention of the year in 2016, A-Trak is a fan, Oprah handed it out and Katy Perry enjoyed it at Coachella, why aren't you juicing with #Juicero?
Jackson Ortiz
That's 3rd gen mexicans for you
Isaiah Reyes
If you really want to fuck the investors over, you cut open the bag after having dejuiced it and then EAT the pulp! It wil be like ... like ... just eating the whole fruit! For free! Aaaahahahah!
Jacob Gutierrez
No, see, the market won't buy it and it'll crash and burn, the investors are punished with loss for their bad move, the system works.
Josiah Gonzalez
>People wanted Star Trek but things are turning into Endtown or Wall-E levels of absurdity.
Brody Martinez
She actually spanishizes the word before tortilla as well, which makes it that much more cringy.
Daniel Bailey
fudesh tortillas
Evan James
yes, and i barely scraped by for this month's rent, but it was worth it to have healthy juice
Jason Allen
>Dennis Reynolds working his system at age 60
Kevin Bell
That is a pretty damn nice box. Probably where all the R&D bucks went.
Andrew Campbell
>"food gore" threads would never be the same.
kek
Dylan Russell
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Dominic Thomas
>were surprised to learn
>Machine's function is to squeeze
>Surprised that people can squeeze with their hands
Quality company
Josiah Rivera
>use our keurig cup plastic packaging, one PER TORTILLA
>it cuts down on food waste :^)
too bad it doesn't cut down on normal fucking waste
god this whole thing makes me who angry
who buys this shit