Webm thread

where is anything about purifying garlic in this thread?

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HOW IS SHE REACHING INTO BOILING OIL

Like all people of darker skin color she's magic. That's why you gotta get away from them fast or they'll cast spells at you.

In the webm

Hands coated in batter protect the hands for a short time. Then she dips them back into the batter to further cool

Who is this again?

Marie from Marie's Italy sauces

no there isn't, are you in the right thread?

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Always fucking jack posting.

Jack's such a well-meaning fellow. Fuck all of you for meming him into oblivion and back.

What

you quoted OP, are you seriously retarded? There's no garlic in it at all

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It wasn't me you iduot

I don't understand what you're trying to communicate to me.

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Then why are you replying to me, moron

Bitch what crimes are you committing against that food...

I'd try it.

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why'd you edit out the part where she chops her fingers off

I bet it tastes good, even if it is a horrendous concept

if only there was a kitchen utensil that allowed you to do the same thing except much faster and without pointing a knife at the perfect height and angle to gut yourself

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That's the tool that injures the most people in my kitchen per year.

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Fuck this, I'm joining ISIS.

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You'll never be this cool.
youtube.com/watch?v=LuQ2QuHwjyQ

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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One time I fed a giraffe

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There is literally no way this is good.

I call this the Knuckle Fucker

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Why though?

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>hey guys today i am doing the kill myself challenge

who the fuck does this
why test a knife by cutting CHEESE

also why push straight down like a retard

I married into a Chinese family just because her mom is basically this level

What movie is this? I watched it a long time ago and loved it. It was some movie about chinese cooking.

hurr hurr being retard on purpose is hilarious

Why is the wall meat?
This is super cute btw, I love it

faggots

How do you peel garlic fast though? I always seem to struggle with peeling garlic.

Eat Drink Man Woman, 1994

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fast way to peel garlic is slam the garlic with the broad side of the blade. peels really easy after that.

Smash individual cloves with the flat side of a knife.

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That's funny, that's what I call your mom.

Smash the clove against your face

Smash the cloves, then put them in a steel bowl, cover that with another steel bowl, then shake the bowls really aggressively for ten seconds so the cloves bounce off the steel bottoms like ping pong balls.

If I just need two or three cloves I smash them with the flat of my knife, cut off the root end, then dangle them in the air by holding them at the top and flick the clove with my fingers or the blade of my knife, and usually the peeled clove will just fall out of its skin.

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It's escaping!

Wow it's a webm thread again! Something new? No. Nothing new. Same shit as always. Bet you guys cook the same four dishes over and over because you never get tired of the same shit.

then contribute faggot or stfu

this is somewhat irritating

bazinga

what the fuck is that desu

eel

Wouldn't this still be full of bones and shit?

IT'S AN actual dump dinner

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brushie brushie brushie

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gook

Is that real? How is that possible? I can eat maybe three Big Macs before I'm full, and I'm 6'3'' at 280lbs.

because for some reason skinny female hmongs can eat a lot

>overstuffing the bun
>fucking up the bun
And yet the thing that gets me most is the fact he's putting in cheese in every goddamn step. What is it with the cheese obsession?

no need for the fries, already stuffed as it is.

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>Part of the process was destroying perfectly good cleavers with a steel mallet.

What did they mean by this?

snip the bottom, smash with knife or whatever, then shake it from the top and it'll release

are asians retarded?

that's not an asian, that's an eel

Jack is a living meme, we only bring his light to the unwashed hoards

yuo know there is nothing easier than boiling some pasta and finishing it in a pan with cream and cheese right?
hell i would have sauteed some onions and mushrooms in butter before

Jack, the cunt that chokes his son and wants palestine to burn in a nuclear holocaust