Brussels sprouts

How do you cook them?

eat them raw like a man

In the oven or microwave depending on how patient you feel. Then put some salt and pepper on them. Oh, and frozen ones tend to taste better for some reason.

cut root, cut in half, toss with olive oil and salt and pepper and garlic powder into oven pan

If I have bacon, I'll cut it up and add that

400 degrees for 40 minutes

If I have lemon I'll zest it and juice it onto it for last minute

Cut in half, garlic salt, olive oil, then fry them on a pan until golden brown

I steam those mother fucker and eat them as is

cut the stem,separate the leaves, panfry with a little bit of butter,garlic and chili.
i sometimes just cut them in half and cut the stem and pan fry like that, depending if im lazy or not

Like all cruciferous vegetables.. steam until they completely change color and then stop. That way they'll be semi-sweet with a good texture.

Slice in half, quick blanching in salty water, drain, saute with some bacon

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