WHY WHY WHY

Why does fast food taste so damn gooooooood?!?!?!?!

It literally doesn't. Have you ever made burgers or fries at home? It's hard to make them worse than the stuff you get at fast food places. Fast food's only advantage is speed.

Lots of salt

You're addicted to excess salt.

you underestimate how shitty some people are at cooking

>Lots of salt
If I cook with this can I make food better than fast food?

sure

Lots of salt and sugar/carbs. Shit is masked by the sauces. You ever try a Big Mac Patty by itself without that super sweet sauce?

I had a fast food once at a birthday party when I was a child. It was KFC and it tasted like greasy poop.

I've only eaten proper food since.

how do you fuck up a burger
I don't get it

Boiling the ground beef, then frying it in virgin olive oil.