"and will you have any sugars in your coffee sir?"

>"and will you have any sugars in your coffee sir?"
>"yeah just go ahead and put a stick of butter in it"
>"a stick of what sir?"
>"you heard me you goddamn europoor. i'm an AMERICAN and as an AMERICAN i have a stick of butter in my coffee"

Hourly

>Hourly riminder that gaymericans are obese and retarted

you really need too finish you're sententses properly

Hourly

not an argument

again your have my pity for you're broken keyboard

I'm crying.

Butter doesn't come in sticks in Europe, that's why he was confused.

So Americans really do this?

>again your have my pity for you're broken keyboard
better than having a working keyboard and not being able to type properly

>falling for the keto meme

As a magyar, I feel that this shitposting with americans being fat and gay is getting out of control.

>be American
>jam my jaw with Jube Jube's
>Stuff my speech hole with sweet tarts
>Cram my craw with cookies
>Mangle my mouth with muffins
>Pound my puss with pop-tarts
>Crowd my cheeks with cupcakes
>Load my lips with licorice
>tantalize my tongue with Twinkies
>gorge my gullet with gummy bears
>besiege my belly with brownies
>squeeze my stomach with sugar

>posted from my iPhone, created by an american company, on an American website, while thinking about how much I don't care about Americans

do americans really do this?

>Squeeze my stomach with sugar

That's no an inside action, it's an outside action y fukin flid get t fuk

No hablo anglais senor

mongol american lol

(meanwhile it's godly for treating tonsillitis)

But we still need to go further.

I know a Dutch guy who did this all the time.

Yeah

but how do they know how big the stick should be? do they measure in inches, cups, or pounds?

sticks of butter are measured in tablespoons

Did he die?

Hourly

As an Australian, I feel as if there is literally nothing that cannot be improved by smoked paprika, Am I right?

Talking about coffee and milk products, is it true that colombians put cheese on their coffee?

My brother had some sort of 'diet' at some point that involved replacing breakfast with putting a copious amount of butter into his coffee. We are American, I have no fucking idea if this is a real thing or if he just had an aneurysm one day.

Hourly.

>"and will you have any sugars in your coffee sir?"
>"yeah just go ahead and put an egg in it"
>"an what sir?"
>"you heard me you goddamn capitalist pigdog. i'm an VIETNAMESE and as an VIETNAMESE i have an egg in my coffee"

Nice try, Cletus.

Keto bruh

There is not a single sexy ass in this pic. wtf

I have butter in my coffee before my Saturday morning workout. Is gud

8 flats and a fat (which is still flat)

>be American
>literally never think about other countries and what their opinions are
>became okay with land grabs and imperialistic military occupation a long time ago because it benefits my quality of life
>go back to watching Shark Tank and cruising Amazon

Of course that's the first thing you notice. I myself am attracted to their personalities

DESU butter tea is actually very good
If Americans made an effort to make it properly it would taste nice
Just dumping a stick of butter in you coffee makes it taste bad

Also has anyone had Vietnamese coffee? They make it with egg instead of butter

Also I don't srink coffee but I do make butter tea at home often and I love it
It's very good for you and nice after a workout

This is a thing?

I've never heard of it going to try it tomorrow morning