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What are some good alternatives to energy drinks?

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Those are energy drinks you braindead fuckwit

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No they aren't, ***FAGGOT***. They have sugar, caffeine and electrolytes in them. That's it. Energy drinks have taurine, ginseng, guarana and so forth along with caffeine and sugar.

No retard, you are drinking energy drinks

They literally aren't energy drinks you fucking catastrophic FAGGOT.

Is coffee an energy drink too? Fuck you.

no it's a kick start

>Is coffee an energy drink too?
Not him, but yes it is.

for me, it is bleach, the best energy drink

How is it an energy drink you fucking BASTARD??

>How is it an energy drink you fucking BASTARD??

It contains caffeine.

Tea

>What are some good alternatives to energy drinks?

Caffeine tablets. Much cheaper, zero sugar & other bullshit.

>caffeine = energy drink

That's not how it works Schlomo.

>Contains calories, the literal unit in which energy is measured
>Not an energy drink

Pick one dum dum

>m-muh taurine does anything

at least sodas aren't filled with pseudoscience

So I guess tea with sugar is an energy drink because of the calories, right, Schlomo?

Taurine guarana and ginseng combined with caffeine and sugar are very potent you stupid fuck. What jewish tricks are you playing, saying taurine doesn't work? What jewry are you up to here?

>all of these new age meme wonder placebos from "NATURRR"

classic you'd resort to kikeshit already, stormfags are nu-hippies after all. go filter your water and whine about phytoestrogens harder manlet

>t. effeminate cuck that is overloaded with estrogens

Rabbi Kikebergstein wants you to prep the bull now.

t. 21st century hippy

don't forget to check your precious bodily fl00ids and plug in your himalayan salt lamp

I hate energy drinks but that orange Kickstart is my favorite Mountain Dew drink.

Yes it's a Mountain Dew drink not an energy drink.

>t. effeminate leftist cuck that hangs around in coffee shops

Did Plebbit help you decide on which bull to get tattooed on your forehead yet?

How did the right go so wrong? These faggots think the best argument to use against heterosexual leftists is to project their sexual fantasies.

Christ, William F. Buckley is revolving in his grave.