PAN

DUBS

NICE AND CHEQUED

No one has trips here

Anyone have any pictures of his entire kitchen? Looks so fucking nice. I'm pretty jealous. lol

>YES IT'S FUNNY

Make sure the steak is nicely done

BLITZ

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Why is that steak unseasoned?

Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra
He bastes the chops

MCCHICKEN

THE BEST

why are you underseasoned?

I'm not about to be cooked, if I was to be cooked I'd happily spice myself.

There should at the very least be salt and pepper on steak by default prior to the cooking process.

I'm not a liberal after trump got elected

Multiculturalism is an objectively good thing.

You literally can see the seasoning on it.

PUT DOWN THE PAN, HANG UP YOUR APRON AND FUCK OOOOFFFF

>Post orbit insertion

Slide threads on Veeky Forums?

Go back to your containment board faggots.

Cold oil?

CUM

FRESHLY SQUEEZED

What we are going to cook is the most flavorful r rack of lamb.

Simple and rustic yeah?

Why is the stove top off?

MEME

STALE AND DEAD

What do yanks make of Ramsay?

I guess he's much less embarrassing than our other recent exports, John Oliver and James Corden

They just show him screaming at people on our shows. It's whatever

it's not.

the real problem is the way he slaps a steak into a pool of hot oil. like a fucking moron.

He can't keep getting away with it!

his new hair is SHIT

Typical Gordon Ramsay "technique"

>Food's done
>Just needs one thing
>Drench that fucker in a gallon of Olive Oil

Seriously, how can anybody watch his fucking cooking and think he could produce anything remotely good
Not a troll post, go watch a few of his random vids

FRESH THYME

I have been to one of his restaurants and his food is pretty good.

why is he doing it when the oil is cold
why is the fire apparently way too low
why is he just flopping it in
why is there SO MUCH FUCKING OIL
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SLEEVE ON THE HANDLE

AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS

I-is there a God?

triggered

Is this Jack?
Why does he flop it down in oil towards himself?

LAY AWAY FROM YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Another one bites the dust

>tfw no cute mail bride

She looks like a burn victim

>I have been to one of his restaurants and his food is pretty good.

Yes, because it's been many many many years since he has had any real input on them menu/recipe

Ramsay, when the toast burnt

He keeps the oil cold so he doesn't burn himself when slamming the steak in.

posting shit and pretending its jack scalfani is hilarious.

actually posting jack scalfani is infuriating.

You're thinking oversalted

>actually posting jack scalfani is infuriating.

Ask and ye shell receive, faggot

>shell receive
You receive shell, user.

my hate boner is popping. you have the one with the batter?

The "non-newtonian" sludge batter or his other corndog batter one?

Anyway, here is how to properly make pizza

>you will never beat up jack in front of his wife

at least i have the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich

I technically could. I'm the user that lives 15 minutes from him

>another thread derailed with newfags reacting to older than the internet jack webms

Here is a rare jack that is relatively new that I made

look at the op, it was a shit thread to begin with you insufferable cunt.

How often do you see him in person? Does he ever have grill-outs?

>How often do you see him in person?

Only once when I happened to be driving in Hendersonville, the suburb of Nashville he lives at, and saw his sauce vehicle and followed him home to see if the person who got out was Ja/ck/....and it was

Damn son. Maybe you should shoot him an email and say you're a fan of his show? See if you can get him to cook you a meal, then you should tell us all how bad and/or good it was.

I've thought about it, but I know my personality and I'd probably "break character" and lose my shit about 30 minutes in....

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Would it be possible for you to steal a pair of tammy's underwear for me? If not tammy's, then would a pair of jack junior's be possible?

>PAN
>NICE AND HOT

Just like your mum was last night.