Build your perfect sammich

>two honey buns
>spicy chipotle mayonaise
>6 slices bacon
>8 ounces turkey breast slices
>4 ounces vegan provolone
>half a red ripe tomato sliced
>3 olives with that red shit in the middle
>crunch garden fresh lettuce

>a strong rye with seeds in it and shit
>smear of mayo and a nice mustard (pic related)
>a pile of genoa salami
>enough crispy bacon strips to have some in each bite
>tomato slice
>sauerkraut
>spinach
>sliced green olive
>grilled onion
>squirt of hot sauce


WA LA

fuck forgot cheese
I'd go with provolone or swiss

Brilliant

toasted or nah?

Yeah. Good point. Helps keep the bread from getting soggy init

>>spicy chipotle mayonaise
Why do hotsauce fags have to ruin everything with spicy shit? Enjoy the sweet and other flavors of food niggers

>challah roll bun, lightly toasted
>couple leaves of Bibb lettuce on the bottom
>layer of tuna salad, plenty of mayo and celery
>red onion slivers
>ripe, organic tomato slice
>a couple strips of crispy bacon
>avocado slices
served with kosher dills and some chips

>Grinder roll
>thin sliced virginia ham
>Turkey
>Roast Beef
>Iceberg Lettuce
>A good mustard, maybe inglehoffer
>Gouda
>Bacon

I would devour that
Simple but elegant

Irrefutable proof that bacon isn't a meme

It's god tier on a sandwich with deli meats.

>tier
Fucking end yourself, you bumbling fucking idiot.

rap at me about vegan provolone

what's the flavor profile? i assume it's a nut cheese. where does it fit with bacon, smoky mayo, turkey breast, and olives?

It was inserted into that culinary arrangement to trigger people, nothing more

Truth is ive never eaten a vegan cheese

>2 slices black bread, buttered
>Lettuce
>Cheese
>Gravlax with lemon juice

Done

that's actually really disappointing i was hoping to enter the shrine of the silver monkey and ascend to the next level

Baguette, Norman butter, Gruyère & thick cut ham.

Bamp

wtf is a honey bun

Not any worse than people who use fucking miracle whip

It's not going to taste exactly like provolone but the ones I've tried have had really similar textures.

Nature's Own 40-calorie 100% whole wheat bread.
Smucker's grape jelly.
JIF creamy peanut butter spread so thin you can barely taste it.

Simple perfection.

>Turkey (real roast turkey, not the deli stuff)
>Turkey dressing
>Cheddar
>Romaine lettuce
>Tomato slice
>Rye bread

are you anorexic

And mayo.

Yeah.

Fuck off attention whore.

?

>6 slices bacon
>4 ounces vegan provolone

why would you do this to yourself?

>mustard/mayo/cayenne/pickle brine combination, let it sit in the fridge a couple hours
>hoagie roll, brush outer crust with butter
>mustard spread on both sides
>ham turkey and bacon on one side
>mozzarella and shredded fontina on the other
>oven toasted until brown and hot
>eat as is or add pepperoncini