Join me for dinner?

Join me for dinner?

Some pretty good lookin noodles OP

empty half the shaker of pepper flakes and half the shaker of parmesan on it and it looks good

Sure. I'll bring my tamales. You enjoy, uh, that.

Sticking the dirty butter wrappers into the bread
Saucy af in a bad way
Id still eat it

asl?

I'd gladly eat it if served it, but i'm mad you paid for that.

I would crush this plate with no shame, might ask for more bread too.

I love shitty Italian American places. Why no meatballs though?

Yo dawg I heard you like carbs

pretty sure that's a meatball in the upper left

You at Fazolis?

You drown that pasta

>plastic plate
>countertop
Are you guys retarded?

>those shakers
>that bread basket
>those butter squares

are you retarded?

Nope. Old local place that makes huge sub sandwiches but also has pizza and pasta

Where'd you buy those little butter cubes?
By the way, I think it needs a bit more of something else, maybe a little bit of protein or vegetables.

No because for me, it's a pure glass of water.

Why so much sauce?

That bread is shit. C'mon user, bread isn't that expensive. Get something better than that crap, it looks like it was baked from frozen.

which american legion post did you take this at

please stop

can we share?

eh why nitpick, would definitely eat

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All I'm seeing is noodles drenched in menstrual blood. Marinara needs body and more than just pureed onion and tomato paste mang

Are those loads on your eggs?

>jizzing on the wrong type of eggs

oh user

You don't get to bring friends

>all those carbs

surprised you didn't put in rice meatballs

too much sauce, overcooked noobles, half loaf of unbuttered french bread, prepackaged butter stabbed into the top, botulant infestation and all.

how's the sauce, op?

but you are OP...

Fellow Chicagoan reporting in, nice 'za!

>he doesnt buy his butter in tab form
>he doesnt have a proper table set up
>he doesnt have a quality bread basket
Laughing girls.jpg

On what alternate universe is that a stock photo

OP here. It was very tangy - hardly a hint of sweetness. I'm guessing they don't add any sugar at all.

Lier. I am the OP

and the pasta was very sweet. The owner even came to my table and gave me a handjob

Real OP here. If you saw the people that work there, you would shudder at this idea - although I think one of them might have looked good about 30-40 years ago.

>Hurrdurr red stuff is period blood amirite fellow 6th graders!!?!? XDXDXDXDXDD!!!!

>noodles
Lmaoing at ur life

That looks like the oldest black pepper ever.

Cool OP.. Huge pasta and sauce fan.

looks great

wait a minute.. U palmed that salt & pepper shaker, AND the cheese & flake shakers!

I'm not mad, just pissed I havent thought of that already. I'll be stoppin by my local Pizza Hut soon.