Alright boys, tonight we are making tendy fried rice

Alright boys, tonight we are making tendy fried rice.

no we arent, kys

this is going to be jack tier garbage, I can just tell

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boil eggs and jam into kettle thru the pourer

what's with intentionally shit cooking threads today? Someone did raisin bran mountain dew earlier.

For drinking we will be having a black a tan.

well at least you're white, I guess

but this is still pathetic

im with you so far. what kind of tendies were they? were they frozen?

Now we cooking with oil

go on. no matter how horrible the food is, i find these fun

I thought the pale ale was supposed to be on top in a black and tan so you go from milder flavor to stronger.

Now we add the egg.

get a decent knife mate, with an edge like that you might as well be using a chainsaw to cut your food.

Kys my man. Darker beer ontop

>Black and tan
>tendy fried rice

Truly this is a fitting tripple 6 post.

but who took the picture?

Fresh tendies.
Now we add hot sauce.

I did retard.
And finished product. Damn shame we did not have soy sauce.

your pictures are kinda pointless if they are all blurry as a michael j fox action scene

don't add too much mayo pls i dont like it too spicy

>retard
excuse me, I don't appreciate being called that word

Where are the veggies? Otherwise thanks for the OC.

Didnt have veggies had to improvise

Oh sorry you faggot worthless cunt fucking bitch

>That brown fist
>White

>White people
>Not pathetic

Lmao

>serrated knife

That's better.

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>Oh sorry you faggot worthless cunt fucking bitch