Poem about India

Oh my India, land of even!
How many images you've given
In hazy light, the lull of days,
When motions lose their vital ways.

Vivid robes and stories betold
With words and hands, like refractured beams
Tell thee about the nation's dreams.
Thus did to me its spirit unfold.

Yet but one thing stuck with me since.
For isn't detail arbiter of truth?
When in splendour of evening heat
Out came Pajeet--and shat the street.

--user, 14/12/16

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Go back to /int/ please

"Poo"

by the way Paj, posting this wannabe-poem on a board about literature is probs the online equivalent of you shitting on the street

please don't do it again
you're not in India anymore
no need to make fun of your own people just because they didn't have the fortune you had, to be born into a higher caste inside a country with zero upwards mobility

(sage obvs)

what kind of jump is 1200-12000?

also, bravo senpai

Your mothers are whores.

Say that to me in real life you spineless douchecunts.

What middle east country are you from?

Poem about Pakistan:
Oh paki, paki
You must go backi

The North (excluding Kashmir and Punjab), North east, middle (including most of Maharashtra), south east are LITERALLY the worst fucking parts… THE NORTH, ESPECIALLY UTTAR PRADESH (UP) is obscene and need to either be nuked or the people should be handed holocaust uniforms.

Proud to be from Goa.

K, how do I find you in slums?

Indians are short, malodorous and brown.
Their street-shitting culture will cause you to frown.
They dislike the Pakis, and with them they feud,
even though, to the world, they're of the same brood.

Their failed smelly country's population is dense.
Though they have zero value, their birthrate's immense.
Indians aren't human. They add nothing to Earth.
But their low-IQ women just keep giving birth!

Between chinks and pajeets, the world's filling up.
The Ganges, shit-filled, overfloweth the cup.
Of all the damn races to increase unfettered,
why couldn't it have been whites, who make the place better?

A humongous one.

Op here, thanks user!

I'm from Europe. Wrote it for amusement after talking to my friend yesterday who told me that the so-called designated streets are a thing in India. . . Thought it is highly poetic.

16/16 very nice mates

>Their street-shitting culture
This doesn't occur in all of the states, user.

>Indians
That's like saying if your mom is whore, all mothers are whore and if one Australian or European or American is a retard, all Australian or European or Americans are retards. Get your cancerous flawed attitude back to the containment part you came from. This is Veeky Forums not doucheland.

People who live in slums aren't fortunate enough to spend time on Veeky Forums, fucknut.

k, how do i find you in your walled compound on a street filled with shit?

>walled compound on a street filled with shit
Wrong again. I don't live in a walled compound on a street filled with shit. Preety sure you have been seeing the wrong India, dumbass. Now fuck out my face we banish thee.

>Now fuck out my face we banish thee.
how about you banish pee from the ganges instead

>baiting this hard
No fuck you.

Tell us were you stay so we can nuke the fuck out of you.

>Oh my India, land of even!
How many images you've given

First two lines and they already don't rhyme, unless you don't distinguish /i/ from /J/.

I meant this vowel

how about you nuke the fuck out of all the shit in your streets

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do indians really shit in the street or is it just a meme? i have a hard time believing that a country with one of the world's most advanced civilizations, a thriving, advanced culture, and even a space program could have such a problem with public defecation.

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Come on pajeet stop shitposting, don't you have to get to the factory on time?

I have no clue what shitty streets this noobtard is talking about but to be quite honest, you're more than welcome to come lick all that clean anyday.

>noobtard
are you a 12yo on xbox live or something

Factory
This isn't 70s, Kebab.
You too

Look, baby learned a new word.

>This isn't 70's

That's right, it's almost 2030. Shouldn't you be working on becoming a superpower? :^)

>Shouldn't you be working on becoming a superpower?
We are almost there :^)

Also, 2030 is 13 years away.

that doesn't even make sense you ESLshitter

India is a nuclear power with strong military background and as far as I know, can easily level countries like Jap, Korea (North and south combined), France yes I've said it, UK, South America, Caribbean Pakistan, parts of middle east. The most important thing is, its closest supporter is mother Russia.

RALLAY NOOB RALLAY?

>The most important thing is, its closest supporter is mother Russia.
And that's good enough haha

and yet your dicks are still tiny and useless

Russia, china and India should team up and annihilate the entire Europe, I meant each and every human living in there with extream prejudice and then make American and Australians clean our shit.

>India fantasizes about conquering the world
>can only conceptualize the end-goal as "my shit beach will be cleaner"
>doesn't even want a private toilet, like even the poorest people in the US have
>literally just wants to enslave the rest of the world as shit beach cleaning crews

Never change India

>useless
One Indian is alone enough to impregnate all women from yer country, faggot.

This post is so wrong even a typo would be jealous.

Seems about right.

artificial insemination doesn't count pajeet

If foreigners are gonna say shit to us they would eventually get what they never asked for and stop saying invalid things about a good country. European and American who are soles reason to everything that is wring in the world. Blame it on your high self esteem and shitty talks.

>thinking I'm talking about artificial insinuation
Get it line hippie. My dick's ready to devastate those pussies.

I'm sorry for making fun of you. I want to visit your country, what are the best places to go? Also are Indian girls qt and do they like white guys?

It's just a shitty meme perpetuated my cancerous doucecunts.

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

It's a fact and a meme.

UNICEF is half retarded. Posting irrelevant video. My state is the cleanest with least littering even by UNICEF standards.

Also,
>judging a country by its bad qualities that is not even universally according throughout the country
Stay retard.

>*occurring

Go to bed pajeet

I'm already laying on the bed, zitsskin.

Let me make sure I understand you.

You're saying, because a handful of people on the internet said some mean words about India and Indians, then their entire people and nations should be completely destroyed, or put into slavery?

Over words?

Does this really make sense to you?