"hey, user, what do you like to do"

>"hey, user, what do you like to do"
>"e-e-excuse me?"
>"you know, what do you do with your free time"
>"oh, well, I l-l-like to read"
>"that's great! what do you like to read?"
>"um, I guess I like to read the classics"
>"the classics, huh? what's that?"
>"well, you know, it's like canon, western canon"
>"oh, that's the stuff they had you read in high school, right?"
>"y-yeah"
>"well, I like to read fantasy and genre fiction, because they're written in a way that makes it easy to picture characters and imagine the story"
>"that's g-g-great, ma'am"
>appalled, I looked away and avoided talking to her until the nurse called me from the waiting area

And that's what browsing Veeky Forums has done to me.

Nah, you probably had autism since you were born.

Stop posting shitty /r9k/ threads with a vaguely Veeky Forums flavor.

Or just stop posting.

I see nothing wrong with this example of your transactions with people in the waiting lobby.

Except stylistically as I don't buy that anyone who reads genre fiction would consider the books they read to be "genre fiction".
Also, how old is she? "M-am"? And she reads fantasy? And refers to the classics as "that stuff they have you read in high school"? You need to start hanging around some better acquaintances, my small community man.

Is genre fiction a real term? I thought it was an insult this board invented

You were one step away from figuring it out. OP's interaction is fictitious.

Do Veeky Forums anons really stutter like this when they talk? There's no way an exchange between two human beings could be this awkward.

Psychologically average human, please vacate the premises

>going to public places
>actually engaging in a conversation with a random person

you deserve what you got

I don't understand why this website has so much trouble accepting the fact that other people like differend things, even if they are plebs. Being a pleb doesn't make you a bad person or the like.

Probably the most reddit thread ever posted this year.

I now declare this board to be officially dead.

Good riddance.

There was a massive invasion from reddit like a year ago throughout the entire website. It's all dead

fuck off normie-scum

>There's no way an exchange between two human beings could be this awkward.
You wanna bet?

>What are your favourite type of books?
>The classics. I love the Russians - Dostoevsky and Tolstoy are my favourite authors.
>Get laughed at for being "pretentious" and mocked for reading classic books.

It is a real term, but someone isn't just going to say 'oh i read genre fiction'

Neither of these things happened
Frogposters should be drawn and quartered, the world would be a better place

Why so hostile, friendo? We can't all be normies.

Individually, no. But on great numbers, plebs tend to be very dangerous and mean spirited

Because you shit up every single board with your misanthropic autism that you pretend is objective truth about how the world actually is

Women have NO place in the Western canon.

Women have NO place in literature.

Women have NO place in shaping Western culture.

>tfw reading this faggot's post

I say that all the time.

And thus, like a massive stroke, poised to strike, Veeky Forums had the symptoms of the, then on-coming reddit attack with GamerGate, but too few realised the problem and by the time the stroke had hit, too many realised it too late.

Alas! The Veeky Forums we knew is long dead and instead replaced with a shadowy remnant of it's former self!

If only we had realised.

If only.

>and thus
>alas
>shadowy remnant
you're one of them

>There are people on this board right now who think faggots like and are exactly what they want on Veeky Forums
I will honestly never understand why you feel the need to spread your autism to other boards. Do you actually like books? If so, why can't you use Veeky Forums to discuss books? If not, why the fuck are you here?

When a lady asks you what you read, you start with criticizing the western canon for being nothing but the hegemonic expression of white supremacist patriarchy, and follow it up with namedropping some queer black authors and foucaultian philosophers. If she likes fantasy and sci-fi, you tall about how these genres can be used explore socialist post-gender utopias and technological determinism.
What's wrong with you, user?

lmao your to much of a fag

>classics
>not meaning the greeks

woe, lad

fpbp