Just fruit me up jimbo

>addict trying to justify more nutritious sugar
Eat some leafy greens and non-sweet root vegetables instead, you fatty.

Says the obese sack of shit fat-earther that thinks eating bananas and apples will make you fat because MUH SUGAR as if someone is forcing you to eat blueberries with maple syrup and cane sugar drizzled on top

How gross looking are you? Don't even want to imagine your stench, fat fuck.

You cucks eating a diverse range of nutrient rich fruit and veg disgust meat. Meat only diet is clearly the only rational option.

>gotta avoid those DANGEROUS sweet potatoes and carrots!

Last I heard even the Jenny Craig diet plan will let you have as many fruits and vegetables as you want. It's the grains that cause all the problems, in my opinion. They slow digestion and are basically sugar to your body. Processed sugar is an even bigger problem, but everyone knows that...

I don't even really care, but I grew up with a nurse and had to listen up about how good for me fruits and veggies were my whole childhood.

Whole grains are perfectly fine.

On a serious note don't let rabbits have carrots often or they'll get diabetes, same for guinea pigs senpai.

I used to have a gunnieaususauau pig. He really loved carrots. He'd get a baby carrot every Friday when I got home and he used to eat it like he'd never eat another one again

What non-sweet root vegetables are you fucking talking about
Potatoes are practically grains from a nutritional standpoint and carrots and sweet potatoes are sweet
What else is there, onions?

Have you tried smoothies? Restaurants like to blend their smoothies with tons of ice cream and milk and sugar and yoghurt until it tastes more like a milkshake.