Al/ck/ Chub Edition

I made a new one! Hows the drinks going? I'm polishing off bottles that had a couple drinks worth left in em before I move onto the cheap shitty beer I bought while blacked out last weekend.

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Thought I'd finally have a sober night since I drank all my beer yesterday, but I just ended up breaking into my whiskey

Hey thats what it's there for.

I don't know how it's possible to be a chubby alcoholic. I mean, look at Oliver Reed, clearly as possible, the guy was more hard-core than anybody here, but I cannot for the life of me keep the single bite of food down, I can't even bring myself to chew, the very thought of food is positively disgusting.

Every alcoholic I know is skinny as fuck. Except my dad. But he's an outlier.

Yup managed to finish my bourbon, vodka and tequila. Now on to cheap beer and sleep! Listening to a super nostalgic album.

Are these threads bad for anyone else? I know that for most of you they are a good thing, but I read them on breaks at work and they just make we anxious to get home and start drinking,

For me they're a reminder that I need to stop, or end up like this

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>tfw Oliver Reed-tier bear mode
I should probably lay off the beer a bit

>cook sirloin steak, make salad and smoothie
>1 bite. Choke it down. Go back to drinking
Can't do it. Such a waste.

Did it feel like your insides were getting torn apart by thousands of little knives?