This doesn't taste like pepper at all

This doesn't taste like pepper at all.

Because he's not your primary care. You need a referral.

>Take a pure glass of water.
>Add a pinch of pepper.
>Done and you have the best pepper to drink

Nah dude it's spicy like pepper suh

>doesn't take like coca at all

Dr. Pepper is so fucking rad. Why can't other sodas invent cool new flavors?

Sidenote, has anyone made Dr. Pepper Steak?

It tastes like chicken.

Famous Amos cookies don't taste like an old black man in a straw hat, but I keep buying them for some reason

You're used to high school dropout pepper. This is pepper with a PhD

is it supposed to taste like almonds or cherries?

Dr. Pepper is cola mixed with prune juice, truestory.

What's a pibb and why does this need more of it?

A pharmacist in waco tx invented it and named it after the father of the girl he loved. He still didn't get his approval though.

So the inventor was a robot.

No, he was a pharmacist.

It also doesn't taste like a doctor.

>obscure anime picture from deviantart on a cooking board
I get you can't help being an obese pedophile fuck but maybe consider keeping it on topic or staying on your containment board, or in a hospital.

It's not a doctor either

That was on-topic. My post was about Dr. Pepper.

If you're triggered by a random-ass anime image I pulled out of my reactions folder that I thought was funny in the context of false advertising on fucking Veeky Forums you're the obese pedophile fuck here.

I actually live there AMA

Does the town rep the Pep?

Waco a shit. Your shit town can keep its dr pepper

It's hard to find a place that doesn't carry it because it is objectively the best soda
Waco is pretty shitty, I'll give you that

Waco is a prairie town settled by people that dropped out of wagon trains to california because they were too weak to continue the journey. Even flyovers don't stop there when they're driving between dallas and austin.

Well we do have a top rated university so there's that

Cinnamon

But what is it?

It's not a cola, ginger ale, root beer..... so what is it??

No shit, Sherlock.

It tastes like watered down cough syrup.

Dr. Pepper tastes like some fatty was forced on a diet and is going through soda withdrawals he mixed everything sweet he can find in his house into a blender until it's a rancid black liquid that tastes like death and regret but still vaguely like something edible.

It's not my favorite but it's alright if it's ice cold.

Lubbock here, fuck off with that one, me and Austin have you BEAT

Chuckled

it does taste like Dr Pepper tho

It's a cola.

Sometimes I wonder why so many people with broken taste buds come to Veeky Forums.

I read this post like twenty times

Finally made sense

Its a decent marinade. I go 1 part soy sauce five parts dr p

It makes them feel exquisite to blend in with the big boys.

This post turned me gay

...

>this doesn't taste like pepsin at all

He seems high af

>not even remotely close to soggy grass

I used to stock cases of pic related and would always laugh.

Lubbock here also. There's more to do here than fuckin Waco. Fuck Wacko Waco.

>gave a can of this to a cop
>it didn't end any social injustices at all

Wow

Ft Worth here. At least y'all have Post nearby.

Doctor Pepper is cherry cola. Fight me.

Oh stop it.

Australian here, Dr pepper tastes like cancer in a can. Not surprising considering American chocolate contains vomit acid

I like to mix dr pepper with vodka

I haven't had a soda in years but when the fuck did this happen? cinnamon? what the fuck?

do they even sell the original formula mr. pibb drink any more?